A Sausage
Two boys were sitting at a table.One of them divided a sauage into two pieces, one very small and the other big.He gave the small one to his friend and kept the big one for himself.
"How selfish you are!"His friend cried.
"Why?"the boy was surprised.
"You've kept the big one."
"What would you do if you were me ?"
"I'm sure I would choose the small one."
"Then what are you complaining of ? You have got your small one."
I Would Wish to Be an Orphan
Once Adolph Hilter said to a group of children, "I promise on my honor, I will satisfy you with whatever you want . Tell me, what would you wish to be if I were your father?"
A short silence, then a sad-looking boy looked straight at him and answered, "An orphan."
I Will Give It to the Lord Myself
An old man put a dollar on the Salvation Army drum and asked a young man on the left:
"What do you do with the money?"
"Give it to the Lord."
"How old are you,young man?"
"Twenty-one."
"I am eighty-nine," said the old man as he recovered his dollar from the drum. "You don't need to bother. I will more likely see the Lord before you do, and I will give it to the Lord myself."
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