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An Englishman was showing a foreign visitor around London. "What’s that strange building?" asked the visitor. "That's the Tower(塔)of London.”“I see. How long did it take to build it?" "About 500 years." "In my country we can build it in five months, "said the visitor. A short time after that they crone to St. Paul's Cathedral." Very interesting" said the visitor. "How long did it take to build it?" "Nearly forty years," said the Englishman. "In my country we can finish it in forty days, "said the visitor. This went on all day. They visited most of the best known buildings in the city. Every time they saw a new one, the visitor asked what it was and how long it took to build it. Then he said that they could do the same thing much faster in his country. At last the Englishman got angry with the visitor though he tried not to show it. A few days later they came to the House of Parliament and the visitor asked his usual question, "What's that?" The Englishman answered, "I've no idea. It wasn't there last night.

Answer 1

一个英国人带领外国游客参观伦敦。
“那个奇怪的建筑是什么？”游客问。
“是伦敦塔。”
“哦。花了多长时间建成的？”
“大约500年。”
“在我们国家5个月就可以建好了。”游客说。
过了一会儿他们去参观圣保罗大教堂。
“很有意思。”游客说，“建造这个花了多长时间？”
“差不多四十年。”英国人说。
“在我们国家40天就足够了。”游客说。
这种状况维持了一整天。他们观看了城市里大多数有名的建筑，每次他们见到一个新的，游客都会问那是什么花了多久建成的。然后说在他们国家建一样的东西会快的多。
最后英国人生气了，但还是尽量的不表现出来。
几天过后他们去参观国会大楼，游客又问了通常的问题。
“那是什么？”英国人回答说：“我也不知道，昨天晚上还不在这儿呢。”