各位大虾帮帮忙，翻译成英文~~~

Question

我翻译了一遍、可担心出错，各位高手帮帮忙，翻译下面短文！翻译工具的就算了，自己翻译的来~尽量简单点，口语化点，本人英语实在是···
正文：我想谈谈关于一副画，这是一副《牛吃草》的画，你能从这幅画看出任何东西吗？好吧，让我告诉你：首先，牛吃完了草；然后，牛跑了！（又好像是羊，我忘记这个笑话是羊还是牛了··）

Answer 1

I want to talk about a set of painting , this is a pair "the cattle eats grass " painting , you can perceive any thing from this painting? All right, let me tell you: First, the cattle has been completed grass; And then, the cattle has run! Seem to be that sheep , I have forgot that this joke is a sheep be still cattle · ·)
我想谈谈关于一副画，这是一副《牛吃草》的画，你能从这幅画看出任何东西吗？好吧，让我告诉你：首先，牛吃完了草；然后，牛跑了！（又好像是羊，我忘记这个笑话是羊还是牛了··）

Answer 2

I translated again, to worry about mistakes, you高手帮帮忙, translate the following short! Even if the translation tools, and their translation to ~ as simple as possible points, colloquial, it is my English is really
Text: I would like to talk about a painting, it is a "cow grass" in painting from the painting you see any thing? Well, let me tell you: First of all, cows eat grass; then, cattle run! (Again like sheep, I forgot the joke is a sheep or a cow)

Answer 3

I would like to talk about a drawing. It's about cow eating grass. Can you see anything in it? OK, let me tell you. First, the cow ate all grass. Then, it's gone. Well, maybe it's a goat. I can't remember if it's a cow or a goat.

Answer 4

I'd like to talk about a picture, it is a pair of the cows graze of painting, you can see from this picture anything? Ok, let me tell you: firstly, the cows ate grass, Then, run! (like sheep, I forget this is a joke or cows, sheep),