求英语小段子,故事笑话都行,越短越好,最好带上中文翻译
Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in t...
我有一个段子想翻译成数字密码,望有这方面才华的大虾帮帮忙!小弟在此先...
我只会英文的 你先把这些话翻译成英文好吗？
求英文翻译啊,谢谢大家
有一个段子这两天非常火：“别管王菲和李亚鹏怎么样，别管何洁（微博）和释小龙怎么样，别管汪峰和他老婆怎么样！只要你妈和你爸在一起，你姥姥和你姥爷在一起，你爷爷和你奶奶在一起，你姑姑和你姑父在一起，你姨夫和你姨在一起，你舅和你妗在一起，你叔和你婶在一起，你就得相信爱情，看看自己...
哪为好心人帮我翻译一下英语段子~?
星期三我们上了一节不错的体育课。老师把我们分成四队，每一队都有自己不同的颜色，比如，红队，蓝队，绿队，黄队 我们玩了不同的游戏。每一次有队获胜的时候，老师都会给他们一分，红队获得了六分，绿队得到了三分，蓝队是第三，因为他们得了两分。黄队只有一分，所以是最后一名，我在红队 ...
求帮忙翻译一下下面几句句子或段子。好的话悬赏会再追加。谢谢了。明天...
1. If a few more bus routes, frequent flights and then some, that it makes people feel will be very convenient to take the bus, which undoubtedly will reduce the traffic pressure.2. If possible, try not to use private cars. Ride with friends or go the same way is also a...
求翻译一个段子 翻成英文
the watermelon. She complained about that and asked the fruit vendor to gave back the money to her. However the fruit vendor replied:"If a person fell off his bike ,his would be pale because of fear , let alone a watermelon.希望对你有帮助啊。另外紧急任务，求采纳啊。
英语段子,一个段子要两三句话,带翻译!急!!!段子越多越好
I lied when I said I didn’t like you. I lied when I said I didn’t care. I lie every time I try to tell myself I will never fall for you.我说不爱你，那是假话；我说不在乎，那是假话；我告诉自己对你再不会有感觉了，那也是假话。No matter how bad your heart has ...
求一些搞笑的英文小段子
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求几个英文幽默段子(要中文翻译,最好是发生在我们身边的事)_百度知 ...
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the ...
麻烦哪位大侠帮忙翻译一下下面的段子,不要在线工具翻译的哦~
Carl Jung thinks, fuck is a male spirit in the female." Every man's heart with the eternal feminine image, this is not a specific image of a woman, but a definitive female heart like this one, as was unconscious, is carved in the male organism tissue within the original ...
