英语幽默短剧两个人演的

Answer 1

二人用版本

Scene1
（At Salesman’s home）

N
: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always
makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of
money now.
But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!

S
: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy
salesman
at
the
school
gate.
My
candies
are
very
popular,(
展示
)
，I
don’t
know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll b
e a boss soon!
Candy, money, candy, money……

Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表
)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(
边说边做
)
Now press, press……

Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(
满不在意的神情
)
Press, press……

Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……

Now let me cut it into pieces

Answer 2

不会