给我一个搞笑的英文短剧！有翻译的！大约10分钟！

Question

需要一个大约10分钟的英文话剧！有中文翻译的！好的话我追加分给你!！

Answer 1

The first act [b] [/ b] valentine's day,Cow: hey, look, what doesn't really painful radio to read books? All trouble
Penny: hi's sister is not every year in hard today? No wonder that you don't get excited, I also was unbalanced
Cow: what! O I everyday
Penny: calculate excuses for not all like valentine's day holiday you sad hi have a boyfriend calculate however like me who receives the beauty should also hi star-crossed
Cow: come on, you can still do you sick star-crossed I see is long
Penny: no! Anyway all the same if nobody accompanies a boyfriend just hey I request is not high as a little better than Andy lau: just so little that I deserve it? You said static
O: what made me still finish this problem
Penny: cattle, o you dizzy
Wife: you listen to my brother etc that I really didn't mean it
Belle: smelly boy dare to play me I was professor
Wife: I really think I could write who download the blind is that what you break the professor published
Belle: yeah! Who would have thought of you who will have the opportunity to see whether the sun waiting for tomorrow together with the Iraqi people pray tomorrow
Wife: boss I was wrong, I didn't dare to the next ANiu will help me the medicine
Belle: next time you want to have the next
RMB: oh what fell fast cast out, I have never lost a lot for the loser is how you are here hey
Penny: what? You so as to self-study
RMB: there is handsome but today I but riches! Wish everyday is a valentine's day so I can have confidence in more than 20 years, Bill Gates has to take
Penny: oh, I won't give you any boy tried to chase my this young lady is not so good bait
RMB: a dollar
Penny: what a dollar
RMB: come on you when I was a philanthropist the roses are sold me the last remaining in a classmate's sake will charge you a cost one dollar hurry
Penny: you go to your roses
Don't throw the gibbet stem ah, I broke or otherwise, I want you to compensate
ANiu: RMB you too! Not a rose
Penny: not just a rose
ANiu: gave penny let her in valentine's day has rose up
Penny: who wants to you
This is not ANiu RMB: yi? You how can here
ANiu: oh how can't I
RMB: of course not! You can be a cucumber brother today isn't what's on
ANiu: I today and cucumber
Today, but you of the valentine's day holiday
ANiu: who said I and he is
The truth: gee hasn't admit in the eyes
ANiu: I really
RMB to sell the roses cucumber still perhaps can earn two three
ANiu: I and how could he that that
RMB exchange rate: hello: now how much 8.31
The ANiu: why would think so don't understand
Penny: this also no wonder who called you all two pairs idiot would think so
ANiu: paired idiotic to cut it
Penny: look at that cucumber cucumber
Cucumber: oh really exhausted me
Penny: cucumber you big box of small box
Cucumber: I don't want to, but I am born the life that I have what way
How ANiu: who is your chocolate
What is all hide cucumber: but my sister
Penny: why are you carrying on which of the elder sister
ANiu: maybe the supermarket's aunt
Cucumber: what do you see this cut like a girl to send
Penny: otherwise is a boy
Cucumber: play to didn't mean it with me this handsome and natural and unrestrained graceful bearing the handsome prince generous woman sending this day someone's things don't cry to shout a somebody else give I see no way to die, I just don't understand those little girls
Penny: there you are... Made today
Cucumber: tell me about it, not even box of chocolate is still depends on what is the lowest price is $decades as the three digits of chocolate I see one took it into the dustbin today, don't know how many girls cry. What is it this way: hi times son have corp.this face
ANiu: ah! The cucumber in uh-oh, I know the way is to carry these are just some of the face is enough for you to call me or a girl
Cucumber: you see this truth call me on my mobile phone, you still play embarrassedly and shy girl
ANiu: that you think why she didn't play your mobile phone
Cucumber: hi somebody else a little girl is always a bit shy? This is not understand my mobile phone? Gee I phone
ANiu: just the shy girl say you are shy of chocolate in the supermarket buy when the phone down on the counter
Cucumber: oh shit
Penny, ANiu: cut hypocrisy
Wang: cucumber how tomorrow also don't now ready to PE! Run so fast to learn to fly? Tomahawk missiles
ANiu: he also wish to fly? How come you miss wang
Wang: oh, this is your next week I filled out the form now go to France, but it's not easy, I spent great effort to get here。给我分

Answer 2

你的英语水平是怎样的？初中？高中？英语专业大学生需要什么类型的短剧？