高分求——英语笑话!!
英语笑话(一)老师在黑板上写了一句:Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道:“汤姆是玛丽。”小明上英文课时跟老师说:May I go to the toilet?老师说:Go ahead.小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿,小明又跟老师说:May I go to the toilet?老师说:Go ahead.小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问:你不...
英语笑话带翻译 短一些
Unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed around straightening up.She put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest bathroom. Later, when she went to inspect it, she was surprised that the once-cluttered room had been tidied up so...
英语笑话故事 (七年级的) 中英对照 不要太长,也不要太短,100字左右
A: Do you know ? I used to shoot the tiger in africa.B: nonsense! There is no tigers in africa.A: Yes, you are right, because the tiger had been shot.译文：A：你知道吗?我以前在非洲射杀老虎。B：胡说！非洲没有老虎。A：对，你说的没错,因为老虎都被我射杀了。
英语带翻译的笑话
英语带翻译的.笑话1:How Many Rabbits?多少只兔子？ Teacher: Now, Jonathan, if I gave you three rabbits and then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many rabbits would you have? Jonathan: Nine, sir.Teacher: Nine?Jonathan: I've got one already, sir.老师...
提供几个不要太长的英语笑话
1．we two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁啊 (我们两个谁和谁)2．how are you ? how old are you?怎么是你，怎么老是你？(您好吗？您多大了？)3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 (你不鸟我，我不鸟你)4．you have seed I will give you some color to ...
英语幽默小笑话
英语笑话(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧? Q: How ...
求英文小笑话
英语笑话(一)Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧?Q: How can yo...
100字的英语笑话(带翻译哦)括号一百个哦。
汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.3)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"吉姆说:"你妈妈能!
有哪些英语小笑话?给我来十个(越短越好)
翻译：“你到处都很漂亮。”江青更高兴了，但总是要客气一下：“不见得，不见得”。翻译赶紧翻成英文："You are not allowed to see, you are not allowed to see." 4、英语笑话（四） &#...
有谁能推荐几个很好笑的英语笑话,还要带有标准的中文翻译哟!——如被...
英语笑话(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧? Q: How ...
