急求一篇：英语双人相声，搞笑的，还要带翻译的。

Answer 1

A: well, this is not small X?
甲：唷，这不是小X吗？
B: well, is a small X ah, what are you doing recently?
乙：唷，是小X啊，最近忙什么哪？
A: hi, do not have what matter, play chess, old didn't see you he, is he ok?
甲：嗨，没啥事，下下象棋，老没见你们老爷子了，他还好吗？
B: Joe your blessing, also is hale and hearty.
乙：托您福，还硬朗着呢。
A: your father also like playing chess.
甲：你爸爸也喜欢下象棋。
B: yes, it is
乙：是啊
A: don't, before I'm old and your father play chess.
甲：可不，以前我老和你爸爸下棋。
B: that's right
乙：没错
A: once we both play chess, I still remain a then, your father still remain a like...
甲：有一回我们俩下棋，我还剩一士，你爸爸还剩一象。。。
B: that's not a draw?
乙：那不和棋了吗？
A: yes, as I am also a draw, but your father not stem, must then down not?
甲：是啊，依着我也是和棋，可你爸爸不干，非得接着下不可？
B: ah??????? How do the next?
乙：啊？？那怎么下呀？
A: ha ha, your father has idea.
甲：呵呵，你爸爸有主意。
B: any idea?
乙：什么主意？
A: your dad said "don't let's and the like are!"
甲：你爸爸说了“要不咱们士象都过河吧。”
甲：B: never heard of it! 乙：没听说过！
A: then what your father like just across the river, I taxi also across the river, you dad took his like like me, I will take my taxi and your father... Your dad to like me, and I'll then your father, your father like me, I and your father, your father like I WoShiNiBaBa, your father like I WoShiNiBaBa, your father like I WoShiNiBaBa, your father like I WoShiNiBaBa, your father like I WoShiNiBaBa, your father like I WoShiNiBaBa...
甲：然后呢你爸爸的象就过河了，我的士也过河了，你爸爸就拿他的象象我，我
就拿我的士士你爸爸。。。你爸爸再象我，我再士你爸爸，你爸爸象我，我士你爸爸
，你爸爸象我我是你爸爸，你爸爸象我我是你爸爸，你爸爸象我我是你爸爸，你爸爸象我
我是你爸爸，你爸爸象我我是你爸爸，你爸爸象我我是你爸爸。。。。。。。。。
B: go to your!!!!!
乙：去你的吧！！