老师向一位学生提出了很多问题，可是这位学生却一问三不知。
老师只好换一些极其简单的问题，这样学生也许能答对几个。
“邦克山是什么？”老师问。
学生想了一会儿，然后答道：飞机场。”
“不对，那是一场战役。”老师有些恼火了，但还是努力克制着不流露出来，接着她又问道：谁是美国第一位总统？”
学生想了许久，可还是一言不发。
老师终于怒不可遏，大声喊道：“乔治~华盛顿!”
学生站起来开始朝自己的座位走去。
“回来！”老师说，“我没有让你离开。”
“噢，真抱歉，”学生说，“我还以为您在叫下一位学生呢。”
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