英语翻译，比较口语化

Question

英语翻译，比较口语化：我有些事情想和你谈谈，事实上，我星期一不能来上课，因为我周一下午有院队的训练课，但我对你的课程非常的感兴趣，我非常喜欢英语而且我也想提高我的口语能力，我可以不要学分，但我希望每周四可以来听你的课，请问可以吗？

Answer 1

The monk is a little
师父，最近小徒弟我有点闲，能去串串门么
Master, I have to take a small apprentice recently, can go to string door.
来吧，我滴小乖乖
Come on, I'm a little girl.
如果我是一朵花，我就是一朵浪花，我要去师父家浪去了
If I were a flower, I would be a spray, and I would go to the master's house.
每次我的徒弟要来，我的内心是奔溃的
Every time my apprentice is coming, my heart is running.
你不知道吗！师父我的英语已经过八级了
You don't know! Master, my English has passed eight levels.
师父，你是在学英语吗
Master, are you learning English
能别老来打扰师傅吗！要学就赶紧学
Do not bother to disturb the old master! Learn to learn quickly
师父，从今天开始我要背单词了
Master, I'm going to recite the word from today.
师父，背单词好痛苦啊！
Master, the word is so painful!
这，，，，，，为师也管不了你了
This,,,,,, I don't care you.
师父我累了，我想先玩会，明天再学。
Master I am tired, I want to play first, and then learn.
师父，我来首丑八怪吧，很应景
Master, I first ugly eight strange, very occasional
丑八怪啊啊，，，
Ugly eight strange ah ah,,,
话筒都没有电，你唱个啥！再说了师父我可是天下第一帅，你却唱丑八怪
The microphone is not electricity, you sing what! I say you are the best in all the land but handsome, ugly eight strange singing
师父虐待我，，，
Master abused me,,,
叫你唱丑八怪，罚你去挖萝卜！！
Ask you to sing ugly eight strange, punish you to dig a turnip!!
师父，我们来洗个澡澡吧
Master, let's take a bath.
正经点，好吗
Be serious, okay
好吧（其实我的内心是奔溃的，，，）
All right. (actually, my heart is going to collapse.
师父，我们聊聊天吧
Master, let's have a chat.
你最喜欢哪种小动物呢？
What kind of animal do you like best?
这真是个无聊的话题
This is a boring topic.
师父，我最喜欢大象
Master, I like elephants best.
现在我们还是打会禅吧
Now we're going to go to the Zen.
师父，，，我们再聊会吧
Master, let's talk about it again.
一天就知道吵吵吵
One day that noisy noisy
去后山找猴子玩去！
Go to the mountain to find the monkey play!
嘿嘿，，，
Hey，，，
终于清静会了，希望他不会再出什么幺蛾子
Will finally quiet, hope he will not be what yaoezi
果然，还是出了，，，
Sure enough, or out of the,,,
师父，呜呜呜，，，我被猴子挠了，呜呜呜，，，
Master, ooo, I was a monkey, and flexible, ooo,,,
师父，你看我的衣服都烂了，呜呜呜，，，
Master, you see my clothes are rotten, ooo,,,
你先休息一会，待为师去后山打探打探
You have a rest, as a teacher to go to the mountain to find out
你们俩给我来了场人猴大战啊
You two gave me a battle to the field.
师父，那个小和尚挠我
Master, the little monk scratch me.
徒弟啊，对待动物，我们要以事物诱之
Disciple ah, the treatment of animals, we want to lure the
我们先吃饭
We eat first
吃完饭你就拿着食物再去一次
After dinner, you take the food and then go again
去吧，勇敢点，克服内心的恐惧
Go, be brave, and conquer your fears.
勇敢点，战胜自己
Be brave, beat yourself.
师父，我还是害怕，呜呜，，
Master, I was afraid, hum,,
还是好怕，个高的保护我
Or good afraid, a high protection of me
做的好，战胜了自己
To do well, to overcome their own
师父，好开心，我喂了它们食物，瞎子我不害怕了
Master, I am so happy. I feed them. I am not afraid of the blind man.
有时候，你需要克服内心的恐惧，才能看见异端的风景
Sometimes, you need to overcome the fear of the heart, to see the landscape of heresy
面对内心所恐惧的事情，勇往直前地去做，直到成功为止
Go ahead and do what you fear, until you succeed.

Answer 2

I need to talk to you (或者 discuss with you) about something. Actually I cannot come to your Monday class because I have a team training session in the afternoon. But I am very interested in taking your class. I really like English and wish to improve my spoken English.
I don't have to get the credit for the class.
I hope to attend your class next Thursday, is it OK with you?

Answer 3

I have something to talk with you. In fact, I won't be able to come on Monday for I should be present at training sessions in my institute's team, but, I'm very interested in your courses. I'm fond of English and want to improve my spoken skill very much. I don't care about credits but hope to audit your class on Thursday, Is that OK?

Answer 4

Something I want to talk to you, in fact, I can't come to class on Monday, because I have the team on Monday afternoon session, but for you, I am very interested in the course, I like English very much and I want to improve my spoken English ability, can I don't credit, but I hope you can come and listen, every class, could you please?

Answer 5

I have something must talk with you .Acctually , I can't attend the class on Monday because of the training.But I am so interested in your class ,I love English and I want to improve my tongue.I can give up the score but I hope I can listen your lesson each Thursday, could I ?