【200分汉译英】生活感悟—做女人真难啊！！

Question

做女人真难啊！

女人这辈子挺难的：漂亮点吧，太惹眼，不漂亮吧，拿不出手；学问高了，没人敢娶，学问低了，没人想要；活泼点吧，说你招蜂引蝶，矜持点吧，说你装腔作势；会打扮，说你是妖精，不会打扮，说你没女人味；

自已挣钱吧，男人望而却步，靠男人养吧，说你傍大款；生孩子，怕被老板炒鱿鱼，不生孩子，怕被老公炒鱿鱼。胖了，怕别人骂成“胖婆”；瘦了，又不性感。高了，怕自己找男友的范围直线缩小；矮了，怕自己买衣服总要花两块钱去改裤脚。长的漂亮，怕红颜命薄；长的不漂亮，又怕整容术价格太高。

可爱型的，怕自己永远长不大，没有成熟女人的风韵；风韵型的，怕自己老的太快，每天报着天线宝宝装可爱。会做家务的，怕别人觉得自己不够清高，仿佛天生就是一个保姆；不会做家务的，怕男友夸赞谁谁女朋友的菜烧得很好吃。

喜欢上网的，怕别人觉得自己生活太空虚，一定没人追求，无聊之极；不喜欢上网的，怕别人说自己老土，而且出去吃饭讲不出几个笑话。有男朋友，怕万一遇到一个更好的怎么办；没有男朋友，担心是不是嫁不出去。找了有钱的男朋友，怕别人说自己贪图钱财、傍大款；找了没钱的男朋友，又怕自己受委屈。

总之，做女人真难！！祝女士们三八节快乐!

Answer 1

Do women really difficult ah!

Tingnan woman in this life : a beautiful point it is too likely, it is not pretty, Nabuchushou; Higher learning, Nobody dares take married, low-knowledge, Nobody wants; lively all time that you Qiaofengyindie, dignified point bar, you posturing; will be dressed that you genie is not dressed up, said you do not have the feminine;

Earn their own right, men are deterred by the men support it, you lean on moneybags; Children, fear of being sacked boss, not having children, for fear her husband fired. Fat, fear of others accused of being "fat woman"; Skinny, not sexy. High, for fear that their boyfriend to narrow the scope of linear; Dwarf, afraid they buy clothes total spend two money diverted bottom of trouser leg. Pretty long, fear of sirens Impressions; Not pretty long, but fearing facelift for the price is too high.

Lovely type, afraid that they will never Glass Ceiling, no mature women Charm; Charm-the fear of their old too fast, daily newspaper loaded with cute babies antenna. Do housework, for fear that other people feel that not enough thought, as if nature is a nanny. Not doing chores, afraid of her boyfriend praise deciding girlfriend catches good to eat vegetables.

Like the Internet, for fear that other people feel that their lives are too empty, no one will pursue an extremely boring; Not like the Internet, others fear that their behavior, but going out for dinner, lost for a few jokes. Have a boyfriend, afraid that he might encounter one of how do better; No boyfriend, is not worried that no one would marry us. Find a rich boyfriend, afraid of other people that the temptation of money, hanged out with the rich; Find the money to the boyfriend, fearing their grievances.

In short, do women really difficult! ! I wish Ladies 38 happier!

Answer 2

愚蠢，女人对男人的要求更多。男人1：事业，2：身高 3：强壮，
4：能满足女人欲望，5：养家，不养家被说成“吃软饭”6：工作精力，7生活压力，事业压力也许还会导致不能正常性生活，对老婆不够关心。反正还有很多很多，男人女人都是人，只要是人就难。女人男人都没资格抱怨。

Answer 3

Is the woman to be really difficult! Woman this whole life very difficult: Floats the luminescent spot, tooconspicuous, is unattractive, takes gets rid of; The knowledge hasbeen high, nobody dares to marry, the knowledge has lowered, nobodywants; The lively spot, said you incur the bee to direct thebutterfly, acts with constraint, said you put on airs; Can dress up,said you are the spirit, cannot dress up, said you do not have thewoman taste; From has made money, the man shrinks back at the sight, depends on theman to raise, said you approach the rich person; Gives birth to thechild, feared is fried by boss the squid, does not give birth to thechild, feared is fried by the husband the squid. Fat, feared theothers scold "the fat husband's mother"; Thin, also not sex appeal.High, feared oneself looks for boyfriend's scope straight line toreduce; Short, feared oneself buys clothes to have to spend twodollars to change the trousers foot. The long unattractiveness, fearedthe young person assigns thinly; Long is unattractive, also fearedtidies up the technique price too to be high. Lovable, feared oneself forever is long is not big, does not have themature woman's graceful bearing; The graceful bearing, feared oneselfold too is quick, each divine retribution antenna baby is installinglovably. Can do the housework, feared the others thought oneselfinsufficiently is aloof from worldly affairs, as if inborn is anursemaid; Cannot do the housework, feared who the boyfriend doespraise who girlfriend the vegetable to burn very much delicious. Likes accessing the net, feared the others thought oneself lives toovoid, certain nobody pursue, bored side; Does not like accessing thenet, feared the others said the oneself bumpkin, moreover exits eatsmeal cannot mention several jokes. Has the boyfriend, feared how 11000do meet to be better manages; Without the boyfriend, worried is notcannot marry. Has looked for the rich boyfriend, feared the otherssaid oneself seeks after the wealth, approaches the rich person; Haslooked for not the money boyfriend, also feared oneself is put. In brief, is the woman to be really difficult! ! Wishes ladies三八节 to be joyful!

Answer 4

很长啊~ 有空告诉你

Answer 5

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