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Question

臭虫说：别怪我烦扰了你们人的生活，吸了你们的血。正是你们的生活习惯，为我们的滋生和繁衍提供了优良的环境。

　　虾说：我一生炒作一次，所以才红得这样彻底，这样纯粹。

　　蛇说：我连皮都蜕了，人还不相信我的向善之心，看来，人的心肠是最硬的。

　　狐狸说：让兔子多生孩子，我举双手赞成。

　　猴子说：管他有没有长进，我们是人类的祖先这一事实是谁也不能否定的。

　　老鼠说：咱不怕老猫身手快，就怕老猫没爱好。

　　千里马说：为了评上千里马职称，我已经5年没有奔跑，工夫全花在写论文和发表论文上了。

　　驴说：我们驴群中不是缺少歌唱家，而是缺少欣赏的耳朵。

　　猫说：生存的第一要义不是会捉老鼠，而是会在主人的怀里撒娇。

　　喜鹊说：名字里沾上个喜字，哪怕唱的是丧歌，人们也乐意当成喜讯听。这就是名气效应，这就叫无形资产。(《

Answer 1

Bug said: don't blame I bother you, the person's life, the absorption of your blood. It is your life habit, for our growth and multiplication provide good environment.

Shrimp say: all my life I hype, so it was a red so thoroughly, so pure.

Snake: I said, people [every won't believe me to the heart of the good, it seems, the person's heart is the hardest.

The fox said, let the rabbit to have more children, I couldn't agree more.

The monkey said: tube did he grow, we are the ancestors of human beings is the fact that nobody can deny.

The mouse said: I not afraid old cat skill quick, afraid old cat didn't hobby.

The splendid steed said: in order to judge on the title, I have 5 years running, no time to spend it all write a paper and published.

The donkey said: we donkey is not a lack of singer, but a lack of appreciation of the ear.

The cat said: the survival of the first meaning will not catch mice, but will take in the master's arms.

The magpies said: the name with a XiZi, even if it's singing songs, people will be happy to hear good news as. This is the famous effect, this is called intangible assets

Answer 2