本人急需一篇英语笑话,两分钟的,谢谢

如题所述

法官与小偷

It was the Christmas season and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,
“What is your offense?”
“I did my Christmas shopping early this year,” cried the prisoner.
“There’s nothing wrong with that,” said the Judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” answered the prisoner

圣诞佳节到来,法官心情愉悦的问受刑人:
“你做了什么坏事啊?”
“我今年圣诞节购物早了些。”犯人回答。

“那并不事件坏事”,法官说:“到底多早之前啊?”
“商店开门之前。”犯人答道。
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第1个回答  2011-12-25
g.w.bush: doctor, what is wrong with my brain?

doctor: your brain is perfectly ok.

w.bush: how come?

doctor: you are the same as everybody else, having right brain and life brain.

w.bush: and?

doctor: but yours is even far better than all the others.

w.bush: oh?

doctor: yes, sir, everybody’s brain is not seperated so perfect. but yours is an exception.

w.bush: tell me how could it be an exception, not because I am the head of USA. I hope.

doctor: sir, your brain is really seperated completely, there is nothing right in your left brain, and there is nothing left in your right brain.本回答被提问者采纳
第2个回答  2011-12-23
有外交看中文通知,我同学觉得好奇,就跑过去问“you懂不懂?”外交愣了半天回答说“o,I 懂,I懂”
第3个回答  2011-12-23
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