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大家好，我叫小明，今年13岁了，我是五中处一一班的学生。
我的爱好是画画，我爸爸的爱好是下棋，我的妈妈和我的姐姐的爱好是看电视，我最喜欢的水果是西瓜和香蕉，我的爸爸最喜欢的水果是橘子和梨，我妈妈和我的姐姐最喜欢的水果是菠萝和葡萄。
我有许多我在画画班的作品，我有时会举办一个小的艺术展览，我会邀请我的同学，我的家人来参观我的作品。
我不但喜欢画画，我也很喜欢运动，我最喜爱的运动是踢足球，我是大卫.贝克汉姆的粉丝，我的爸爸也喜欢踢足球，我经常和我爸爸在周末踢足球，我和我的爸爸还有一个小收藏，我们有7个足球和2个英式足球，我的姐姐和妈妈不喜欢踢足球，她们只在家里看电视，我认为，运动能给我们带来健康。
我是一个快乐的男孩。
因为有许多朋友陪伴我，在学校，我的同学也是我的朋友，他们陪伴我学习，游戏，和生活。学习上，我们，共同进步。下课了，我们踢足球，一起做游戏。生活上，我们团结友爱，互相帮助。
在我的家里，我的家人也是我的朋友，我的爷爷奶奶十分慈爱，我的父母给了我无微不至的关怀，我的各个姐姐在什么方面都让着我，给我最好的，我很快乐。
我的家里还有一个宠物，一条黄色的小狗，它也是我的朋友，它叫欢欢，今年三岁了，它是一只十分可爱的小狗，每当我放学后它中会扑到我的身上，尾巴摇个不停，当它饿了的时候它就会对着我叫个不停，我就会给它一些骨头或肉，它会开地摇摇尾巴，叫两声，逗我开心，每当我看见欢欢我都会很快乐。
别人给了我快乐，我也会给别人快乐，让我给大家讲个笑话吧。从前，有一个老师，老师问他的一个学生：“一加一等于几？”学生说：“等于二。”老师说：“那什么时候不等于二？”学生回答说：“错的时候。”怎么样，很好笑吧。
当我给大家快乐的时候，我也十分快乐。
谢谢。
My hobbies are painting, I was playing chess-loving father, my mother and my sister's love is watch TV, my favorite fruit is watermelon and banana, my father's favorite fruit is orange and pears, my mother and my sister's favorite fruit is pineapple and grape.
I have many of my works in painting classes, I sometimes hold a small art exhibitions, I will invite my students, my family to visit my work.
I not only like to paint, I also like sports, my favorite sport is soccer, I was David Beckham's fans, my father liked to play soccer, my father and I often play soccer on weekends , I and my father have a small collection, we have seven football and two British football, my sister and my mother does not like to play soccer, they only watch television at home, I think, give us belt campaign to health.
I was a happy boy.
Because many friends to accompany me, in school, my classmates are my friends, they accompany me learning, games, and life. Learning, we, the common progress. The class, we play football together playing games. In life, our unity and brotherhood, help each other.
In my home, my family is my friend, my grandfather grandma very kindness, my parents gave me great care and concern, my sister in all aspects of what to me, give me the best, I am Happy.
I have a pet at home, a yellow dog, it is also my friend, it is Huanhuan, the three-year-old this year, it is a very cute puppy, after school it whenever I would扑到I the body, tail shaking constantly, hungry when it will be facing it when I called three times, I will give it some bones or meat, it will open to shaking his tail, called sounds of two,逗I happily, whenever I see Huanhuan I will be very happy.
Others have given me happy, I will also give people happy, let me give you a joke it. Previously, a teacher, the teacher asked one of his students: "one plus one equals a few?" The students said: "equivalent to 2." The teacher said: "That does not mean that when the" student answered: "wrong time. "how kind, very funny it.
When I gave everyone happy, I am also very happy.
Thank you.
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