英语小笑话！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！急！3个，20字左右。带中文翻译。快

Answer 1

(A) The New Teacher
George comes form school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?"asked his mother.
"I didn't like her,Mother,because she said that three and three were six and then
she said that two and four were six too......"
9月1日，乔治放学回到家里。“乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？”妈妈问。“妈妈，我不喜欢他，因为她说3加3得6，可是后来又说2加4也得6······”
(B) Stan : I won 92 goldfish.
Fred : where are you going to keep them?
Stan : In the bathroom.
Fred : but what will you want to take a bath?
Stan : blindfold them!
斯丹：我赢了92条金鱼。费雷德：你想在哪儿养他们？斯丹：浴室。费雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办？斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛。
(C) A little boy asked his father: Dad,how much does it cost to get married?The father reolied:I don't know son.I'm still paying!!
一个小男孩问他的爸爸，结婚要花多少钱？爸爸说：不知道，因为我仍然在付。
这是我从书里找的，要选最佳答案啊，很不容易的一字一句地打的。