谁有搞笑的小品,英文的。谢了

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第1个回答  2012-11-19
我记得,讲课讲过一个英语笑话,说是一个中国人初到美国,英语不精。一天在公路上目睹了一次交通事故。警察到来时问他是怎么发生的。他说: One car come,one car go, two car meet, one man die. 你能把他的话改正确吗?

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