高分：急急-！请英语好的达人帮我翻译一个简短的英语课要用的剧本、、

Question

西游记———桃花源记
旁白：话说唐僧三人去西天取经，三个男人翻过龙泉山，来到了阳光城。此处桃花遍野，十分美丽（景色宜人）三个奔波劳累，停下休憩片刻

唐：悟空啊，为师腹中饥饿，快去打些野味来，要荤不要素
孙：师父，你不是正在减肥吗？
唐：别傻了，没看见为师已经饿的皮包骨头了吗？（像一幅排骨）
孙：好吧好吧，我这就去，八戒八戒，take care of master .I'll be back soon
唐：这猴头，英语越来越好了
猪：师父，他是瞧我英语 过了四级，心里不服，所以日夜用功想超过我
唐：so ga .

唐：咦，八戒。你看。那边是不是过来一位beauty（作远眺状）
猪：哇。。。真的，好 好漂亮啊（十分美丽）
唐（递手绢）擦下你的口水

（女子飘飘..撞墙）
猪：stop！姑娘你好，多大了，你叫什么名字，父母尚佳，你妈贵姓？
白骨精：（推开猪）小女子就是来自某处的超级明星白晶晶（造型）
唐，猪：哇，好白，好漂亮
孙：（突然跳出）哪来的妖怪，师父Don't worry..我来也，你是谁？
孙，白（走近）
孙：原来是你，怎么是你，真的是你？Monica
白：Steven,真的是你吗？（对视，深情）
猪：OH，my god Lovers.师兄 她是谁？
孙：我和Monica是高中同学
白：Steven那时是班上的体育委员，我是英语科代表
白：她天天晚上送我回家
孙：她天天帮我写作业
白 孙（掌手 回忆状 似要退场）
唐：Only you!!
孙：哦，师父（进退两难）（左右环顾）
猪：师父师父我有个好主意，我们带上白小姐一起取经（说着贴近，被孙暴打）
唐：确实是个好主意，小白，你愿意追随我吗？
白：为了孙孙，我什么都愿意！
孙 白：Oh dear....................
谁就帮我简单翻译一下嘛，中式英文也可以，主要是搞笑

Answer 1

Journey to the West in mind --- Land of Peach Blossoms
Voice Over: Tang as saying to the West learn from the three, the three men over the Longquan Mountain, arrived at the Sunshine City. Peach everywhere here, very beautiful (scenic) around the three tired, stop and rest a while

Tang: Wukong, ah, for the ventral division of hunger, to go play some game, we should not be elements of meat
Sun: Master, you are not weight loss is it?
Tang:别傻, and did not see the division has been hungry for skinny it? (Such as a spare)
Sun: Well Well, I'll go, Journey to Journey, take care of master. I'll be back soon
Tang: This Hericium, English has been getting better and better
Pigs: Master, I see he is English after a 4 feel dissatisfied, so hard day and night more than I would like to
Tang: so ga.

Tang: Well, Journey. You see. From the other side is a beauty (for view-like)
Pig: wow. . . Really, good好漂亮啊(very beautiful)
Tang (delivery handkerchief) rub your saliva under

(Women's Durian .. wall)
Pig: stop! Hello girls, how old, What's your name, parents SHANG Jia, your mother name?
白骨精: (open pig) is a small woman, a superstar from somewhere Jingjing (modeling)
Tang, pigs: wow, so white, so beautiful
Sun: (a sudden jump out of) where the monster, Master Don't worry .. I'll also, who are you?
Sun, white (closer)
Sun: So were you, how are you, really you? Monica
White: Steven, it is really you? (For visual, affection)
Pig: OH, my god Lovers.师兄Who is she?
Sun: Monica and I are high school students
White: Steven at that time is of the sports class members, I am the representative of English
White: She gave me every day at home
Sun: She help me homework every day
White Sun (palm in hand seemed to be out memories)
Tang: Only you!!
Sun: Oh, Master (dilemma) (look around)
Pig: I have a master teacher a good idea, Miss Bai put together, we learn (speaking close to being beaten Sun)
Tang: It is a good idea, white, you are willing to follow me?
White: In order to孙孙, what I am willing!
White Sun: Oh dear ....................

Answer 2

没有几十年的英文造诣，以及专门的研究过电影剧本，是很难翻译的，估计在大陆很难找到此类人才。

Answer 3

Pilgrimage to the West Peach Blossom Brook

Answer 4

Monkey -- spring
Narrator: the words to the scriptures were tang's monk, three men turned and came to sunshine town longquan mountain. Peach blossom everywhere here, very beautiful (gloriously) three exhausting, stop a moment

Tang: the wu is empty, abdomen, go hungry to play some meat meat not elements
Samson: master, you are not to lose weight?
Tang: don't be silly, haven't seen to have hungry skinny? (like ribs)
Samson: okay, okay, I this pig eight quit, go, I will care of master. Bill coming back
Tang: the hedgehog, English better
Pig: teacher, he is my English level in the night, so that refuses to over my work
Tang: both the ga.

Don: hey, eight quit. You look. There are over a beauty (as) overlook
Pig: wow... Really, good good beautiful (beauty)
Tang (pass) wiped off your handkerchief saliva

(a) and woman..
Pig: stop! Girl: hello, how, what is your name, parents, impressed you mama's your surname?
Bones jing: (open) young woman is a superstar from somewhere bright (modelling)
Tang, pig: wow, good, good
Samson: (suddenly jump) where the devil maps, you know... I also, who are you?
Samson, white (near)
Samson: it's you, how are you, is it really you? Monica
White: Steven, is it really you? (eye, affectionate)
Pig: OH, my brother at of, who is she?
Monica: I and he is a senior high school classmate
Steven: that is white, my class athletics member of committee is English
White: she every night send me home
Samson: she help me write my homework every day
White sun (like to clap hands memories exit),
Q: how you!!!!!!!!!!
Samson: oh, master (dilemma) (look around)
Pig: master, master, I have a good idea, we take together through (miss white is said to him suddenly and violently dozen),
Don: it's really a good idea, white, would you like to follow me?
White: for what I would SunSun!
Samson: Oh dear white...

Answer 5

"Pilgrimage to the West Peach Blossom Brook " aside: Tang Seng three people has gone to go on a pilgrimage for Buddhist scriptures as the saying goes , three men have crossed Mt. Lung-ch'uan , have arrived in sunlight city. All over the fields , very beautiful three here peach blossom (attractive scenery) rush about tired , stop over for a moment having a rest time. Tang: Realize empty space Oh , be to hunger in teacher abdomen, go to strike about some of venison quickly, want the meat dish block of wood key element. Grandchild: Are master , you not to reduce weight in course of? Tang: Should not be stupid , have not seen for already hungry mere bag of bones of teacher? (Such as one spareribs). Grandchild: I will go to immediately all right, eight avoids all right eight prohibitions , take care of master. I'll be back soon. Tang: This hedgehog hydnum , English become better and better. Pig: Master , he are to refuse to obey in the heart , to exceed therefore thinking of day and night diligently our to have watched my English level Four. Tang: So ga. Tang: Why, eight prohibitions. You take a look on that. One place beauty coming over there whether be or not (do the overlook shape). Pig: . . . True , nice beautiful Oh (very beautiful). Tang (pass a handkerchief) wipes your saliva down. The (woman floats. . Bump against the wall). Pig: Stop! Girl how big your regards, is , what you call first name , parents is still nice, your mummy your surname? The White Bone Demon: (Shove a pig aside) the young woman is the superstar Bai Jing Jing (model) coming from some places. Tang , pig: Regards is white , how beautiful. Grandchild: The monster (jump out of abruptly) to come which , master Don't worry. . Come whom you to be also me? The grandchild, is white (walk up to). Grandchild: It truns out that being you , why are that you, are true is you? Monica. White: Is Steven, you really? (Face to face look at, deep love). Pig: OH , my god Lovers. Senior fellow apprentice whom she is? Grandchild: I and Monica are a schoolmate of high school. White: Steven is an upper commissary in charge of sports of shift at that time , I am an English representative of section. White: She sends me to go home every day in the evening. Grandchild: She helps me to write school assignment every day. White grandchild (control hand recalling that the shape is like needing to bow out). Tang: Only you! ! Grandchild: I see, master (be in a dilemma) (retinue looks around). Pig: Master I am had a good idea , we are had white Miss at hand going on a pilgrimage for Buddhist scriptures together (pressing close to with this , am fought by grandchild violence). Tang: Be a good idea , small white indeed, you are ready to follow me? White: For grandchild grandchild , me what be ready! Sun Bai : Oh dear..... ... ... ... ... . .

Answer 6

Aside: Tang Seng three people has gone to go on a pilgrimage for Buddhist scriptures as the saying goes , three men have crossed Mt. Lung-ch'uan , has arrived in sunlight city. All over the fields , very beautiful three here peach blossom (attractive scenery) rush about tired , stop over for a moment having a rest time Tang: Realize empty space Oh , be to hunger in teacher abdomen, go to strike about some of venison quickly, want the meat dish block of wood key element grandchild: Are master , you not to reduce weight in course of? Tang: Should not be stupid , have not seen for already hungry mere bag of bones of teacher? (Such as one spareribs) grandchild: I will go to immediately all right, eight avoids all right eight prohibitions , take care of master. I'll be back soon Tang: This hedgehog hydnum , more and more good pig of English: Master , he are to watch my English refusing to accept as final in the heart having level Four ,therefore wanting to exceed my Tang day and night diligently: So ga. Tang: Why, eight prohibitions. You take a look on that. One beauty (do the overlook shape) pig coming over there whether be or not: . . . True , nice Tang (pass a handkerchief) beautiful Oh (very beautiful) wipes your saliva down The (woman floats. . Bump against the wall) pig: Stop! Girl how big your regards, is , what you call first name , parents is still nice, your mummy your surname? The White Bone Demon: (Shove a pig aside) the young woman is to come from the superstar Bai Jing Jing (model) Tang , pig that some get along: Nice white , nice beautiful grandchild: The monster (jump out of abruptly) to come which , master Don't worry. . Come whom you to be also me? Grandchild , white (walk up to) grandchild: It truns out that being you , why are that you, are true is you? Monica is white: Is Steven, you really? (Face to face look at, deep love) pig: OH , my god Lovers. Senior fellow apprentice whom she is? Grandchild: I and Monica are that the schoolmate of high school is white: Steven is an upper commissary in charge of sports of shift at that time , I am that the English representative of section is white: She gives me the Go home grandchild every day in the evening: She helps me to write white school assignment grandchild (control hand recalling that the shape is like needing to bow out) Tang every day: Only you! ! Grandchild: I see, master (be in a dilemma) (retinue looks around) pig: Master I am had a good idea , we are had white Miss at hand going on a pilgrimage for Buddhist scriptures together (pressing close to with this , Tang is stricken by grandchild violence): Be a good idea , small white indeed, you are ready to follow me? White: For grandchild grandchild , me what be ready! Sun Bai : Oh dear..... ... ... ... ... . .