谁能帮我把下面这段英语翻译得2一点？

Question

原文：
Your partner must be the man from who you can ask for advice and who you can say your secrets, because he will not say to no one else this things, he would not be betrayed you. It is a true love when you can talk about everything with the person who you are in love with. Exactly the talking is the most important thing for the true love, because when the partners talk, they can find a decision to every problem, which they have. One big part of the couples breaking up, because they cannot or do not want to talk. When the love is a true love, she can survive everything. Every problem is a test for the feelings and strength of one relationship. The true love is help. When you really love someone you are ready to help him right away and to do everything for him.

翻译成这个样子：
But it is true that this is the first step to that amazing feeling.
伟大的爱情啊，伟大的人类啊，你们的第一步已经跨出啦！！！！！

The true love is something more than falling in love.
恋爱吧，谈情吧，反正尔等现在还不是真爱。

Answer 1

Your partner must be the man from who you can ask for advice and who you can say your secrets, because he will not say to no one else this things, he would not be betrayed you.
你的伴侣必须是你可以说的人，你可以说你的秘密，因为他不会告诉别人这件事，他不会背叛你。
It is a true love when you can talk about everything with the person who you are in love with.
它是一个真正的爱的时候，你可以谈论一切你爱的人。
Exactly the talking is the most important thing for the true love, because when the partners talk, they can find a decision to every problem, which they have.
准确的说是真正的爱，最重要的事情，因为当伴侣交谈，他们可以找到一个决定，甚至是他们有的每一个问题。
One big part of the couples breaking up, because they cannot or do not want to talk.
对夫妻分手的一大组成部分，因为他们不能或不想说话。
When the love is a true love, she can survive everything.
当爱是真爱，她可以拯救一切。

Every problem is a test for the feelings and strength of one relationship.
每一个问题都是感情和关系强度测试。
The true love is help.
真正的爱是帮助。

When you really love someone you are ready to help him right away and to do everything for him.
当你真的爱一个人，就准备好帮助他，为他所你能做的一切。

追问

先谢谢你啦，但是我想要把这一段翻译得抽风一点，就像我给的两个例句一样。我们老师布置了一个翻译作业，我想弄个“普文2”三种版本，现在是“2”这个版本。你能在改一下吗？

追答

Your partner must be the man from who you can ask for advice and who you can say your secrets, because he will not say to no one else this things, he would not be betrayed you.
你的伴侣必须是你可以说你出的私人问题而他不会告诉别人的人。
It is a true love when you can talk about everything with the person who you are in love with.
它是一个真正的爱的时候，你可以谈论一切你爱的人，不爱的就可以滚了。
Exactly the talking is the most important thing for the true love, because when the partners talk, they can find a decision to every problem, which they have.
准确的说真正的爱是当伴侣交谈时他们可以找到一个的决定——简单的说就是没事找事，典型的吃饱了撑的。
One big part of the couples breaking up, because they cannot or do not want to talk.
对夫妻分手的一大组成部分，因为他们不能或不想说话（哑巴除外）。
When the love is a true love, she can survive everything.
当爱是真的，拯救像超人一样世界，不过不能真的把内裤穿外面。
Every problem is a test for the feelings and strength of one relationship.
每一个问题都是感情和关系的测试，至于结果跟我没关系哦。
The true love is help.
真正的爱是帮助老人过马路。
When you really love someone you are ready to help him right away and to do everything for him.
当你真的爱一个人，就准备上刀山下火海的去作死吧。