最搞笑最健康的英语对话

Question

初中生在学校台上表演的对话，要最搞笑最健康的对话。
在台上可能三，四个人表演。
回答时，记得写好中文意思。

Answer 1

男: This seat empty?（这个座位是空的吧？） 女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）【我立马走人】 男：Haven''t I seen you some place before?（我好像以前在什么地方见过你？） 女：Yes. That''s why I don''t go there anymore.（是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。）【我不想和你有任何交集】 男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗？） 女：Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。这个周末我头疼)【^_^头疼也是可以预约的】 男：Can I have your name?（我能知道你的名字吗？） 女：Why? Don''t you already have one? （为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？） 男：I''m a photographer. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。） 女：I''m a plastic surgeon. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）【长的真丑】 男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能让你非常快乐。） 女：Why? Are you leaving?（是吗？你是说你要离开？）【你能离开就是对我的仁慈】

Answer 2

一篇好在有译文；不过我更喜欢2，只是抱歉，第2篇太长，只能登这么多了。

Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you're gonna get."

阿甘：“妈妈常常说，人生就如同一盒巧克力，你永远无法知道下一粒是什么味道”

Mother: It's my time. It's just my time. Oh, now, don't you be afraid sweetheart. Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do. I didn't know it. But I was destined to be your momma. I did the best I could.

母亲:别怕,死亡是生命的一部分,是我们注定要去做的一件事。我不知道怎么回事,但我注定是你的妈妈,并且我尽我的全力去做好。

Forrest: Momma says that stupid is as stupid does.

阿甘：妈妈说笨是笨的行为。

Jenny: Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far, far away from here. Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far, far away from here.

1st Reporter: Why are you running?

2nd Reporter: Are you doing this for world peace?

3rd Reporter: Are you doing this for women's right?

Newsman: Or for the environment?

Reporter: Or for animals?

3rd Reporter: Or for nuclear arms?

Forrest: They just couldn't believe that somebody would do all that running for no particular reason.

2nd Reporter: Why are you doing this?

Forrest: I just felt like running.

Jenny I love you.

Forrest (voice-over): You died on a Saturday morning.

Forrest : And I had you placed here under our tree.

Forrest : And I had that house of your father's bulldozed to the ground.

Forrest (voice-over) Momma... ... always said dyin' was a part of life.

bulldoze: 用推土机消除、削平或挖出；威胁，恫吓

Forrest: Now, my Momma always told me that miracles happen every day. Some people don't think so, but they do.

Forrest: But I can run like the wind blows.

Forrest: From that day on, if I was going somewhere, I was running!

"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

“You’ve got to put the past behind you before you can move on. That’s what my run was all about.”