No, they eat fingers separately
Do zombies eat candy with their fingers?
这是个引起歧义的句子，说话人可以让人理解为僵尸用手吃糖果或者“和手一起吃”的糖果（有点恶心啊）。
听者顺着歧义的第二个意思，僵尸是吃肉的嘛，所以他就开玩笑说，僵尸只把手指吃了。（而不是吃糖果）
TO scare（吓）them
A mother bought her son a ￥100Halloween costume（万圣节服装） to scare his friends.
"Should I take the price tag（价格标签）off?"the boy asked.
"Leave it on."his mother replied."We'll scare your father,too."
一位母亲花了100美元给他儿子买了一套万圣节服装来吓吓他的朋友。
我应该把价格标签拿下来吗？ 儿子问
留着吧。妈妈回答说。我们还要吓吓你爸爸
Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...
为什么女巫总是骑着扫帚飞来飞去?
因为吸尘器太沉...
What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts...
鬼爸爸开车的时候跟他的老婆和孩子说什么?
系好安全带
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch
我们管住在海边的女巫叫什么?
三明治(sand沙+witch女巫=sandwitch 三明治)
可以去这个网站,是一些内容健康的关于万圣节的小笑话
http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/halloween/halloween_jokes2.htm
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?Frostbite...
Why do witches use brooms to fly on?Because vacuum cleaners（真空吸尘器） are too heavy...
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?With scare spray...
Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?Because they don't have any body to go out with...
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?"Do you believe in people?"
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?A cereal killer...
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?They're so wrapped up in themselves...wrapped up in：酷爱
What kind of streets do zombies（蛇神） like the best?Dead ends...
What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?Fasten your sheet belts...
What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?A blood vessel...
What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?A scareplane...
What type of dog do vampire's like the best?Bloodhounds...
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?A stake sandwich...
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?A trombone（长号）...
What do birds give out on Halloween night?Tweets（小鸟啼叫）...
Why do vampires need mouthwash?They have bat breath...
What's a vampire's favorite fast food?A guy with very high blood pressure...本回答被提问者和网友采纳
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?Frostbite...
Why do witches use brooms to fly on?Because vacuum cleaners（真空吸尘器） are too heavy...
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?With scare spray...
Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?Because they don't have any body to go out with...
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?"Do you believe in people?"
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?A cereal killer...
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?They're so wrapped up in themselves...wrapped up in：酷爱
What kind of streets do zombies（蛇神） like the best?Dead ends...
What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?Fasten your sheet belts...
What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?A blood vessel...
What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?A scareplane...
What type of dog do vampire's like the best?Bloodhounds...
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?A stake sandwich...
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?A trombone（长号）...
What do birds give out on Halloween night?Tweets（小鸟啼叫）...
Why do vampires need mouthwash?They have bat breath...
What's a vampire's favorite fast food?A guy with very high blood pressure
万圣节搞怪短句英语
万圣节搞怪短句英语如下：1、My heart keeps pumping.我的心一直跳得厉害。2、Halloweenyou are the master of happiness and happiness. You must be happy!万圣节，你就是快乐幸福的主宰，一定要开心哦！3、When Halloween is herethrow away your worries and let them all go to hel!万圣节到了...
英文万圣节笑话1分钟
英文万圣节笑话：英文 ：Why do witches use brooms to fly on？Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.。中文 ：为什么女巫骑着扫把飞行？因为吸尘器太沉了。希望对你有帮助
求英语小笑话
1. Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.万圣节派对过后，两男人图个乐呵，打算抄近路穿过墓地回家。Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the ...
有关Halloween的jokes
A mother bought her son a ￥100Halloween costume（万圣节服装） to scare his friends."Should I take the price tag（价格标签）off?"the boy asked."Leave it on."his mother replied."We'll scare your father,too."一位母亲花了100美元给他儿子买了一套万圣节服装来吓吓他的朋友。我应...
用五或六年级的英语水平介绍一下万圣节,手抄报的那种,谜语,笑话都要...
Today is Halloween, we are all very happy, because it makes us and welcomed a exciting moment, then, I guess you a riddle: three points ripe and seven score steak after meet why not say "hello"? Because they are not ripe. Ha ha. There is a joke: a man saw the sea ...
英语幽默笑话7篇
英语笑话 一：Is he dying?A man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. A friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. The weeping one said, The doctor has just told me I'll have to take these tablets for the rest of my life.Cheerfully, his ...
英语笑话及中文翻译
英语笑话及中文翻译一：A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."一位女士抱着她的宝宝上公交车，司机看到后说：“额，那是我这辈子见过的最丑的小孩。”The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits ...
我想要一个能演十分钟左右的有关西方主流节日的英文剧本,帮帮忙吧,很...
• 万圣节(要英文的 • 万圣节的装扮 查看同主题问题:英文 剧本 万圣节 party 情节 其他回答 共 3 条稍待恐怖的笑话(一举两得): 第一个故事灵异事件 我想起我姐告诉我的一件灵异事件... 话说我姐有一个朋友,他有一个三岁左右的小儿子... 有一日他发现,他儿子在窗口一边挥手一边讲:"伯伯再见!" ...
万圣节相关儿歌
your underwear”。这种玩笑话展现了孩子们的机智和顽皮，同时也体现了万圣节的互动和游戏精神。最后，孩子们再次强调：“Trick or treat, I want something good to eat”，表达了他们对糖果的渴望。他们希望得到的不仅仅是糖果，更是节日的快乐和分享。整首儿歌活泼、有趣，充满了万圣节的欢乐气氛。
八进制的笑话
Oct(Octal number) 31 == Dec(Decimal number) 25在西方国家，oct（31）即10月31日是万圣节，dec（25）即12月25日是圣诞节，因此有一个笑话：程序员分不清圣诞节和万圣节。
