急需一个大一英语课堂搞笑话剧剧本，5人

Answer 1

英语话剧剧本《傻子春天》一个讲述傻子好心有好报的故事。（第一幕）

场景：森林

（道具：椅子、草丛、树、鸭）

（道具：篮子、面包、胡萝卜、

玉米、斧头、笛子）

◎傻子坐在舞台上

※下音乐（森林狂想曲）

◎动物由两边後台进场

◎傻子和动物一起嬉戏

◎笛声音乐起时，精灵蹦蹦

跳跳进场
对白：

（人物：傻子、兔子、鹿、

鸟、精灵）

旁白：Long time ago, there's a idiot.

His name is Billy. He is too

stupid, so he doesn't have any

friends. He is always a lone,

but he likes to go to the forest.

There are many animals there.

One day, the idiot goes to forest.
字串2
There are birds, deers, rabbits

beside him.

Suddenly, There's a genius,Pook

jumped to him.

傻子：Hi ! The music is great.

Would you please to teaching

M me？【傻子作恳求状】

精灵：Ok! No problem.

But I am hungry now.【精灵作饥饿状】

傻子：Wait a minute! Here you are!【傻子拿出面包】
精灵：ㄣ~~ delicious!

Thank you ! My name is Pook.

Nice to meet you.【精灵作好吃及满足状】【精灵脱帽示好】

傻子：My name is Billy.

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精灵：Do you like it?

精灵：Come on follow me. I will show you something.◎精灵开始教傻子吹笛
傻子：This tree?

精灵：Yes! Go on! Go on!

傻子：Wow! What a lovely duck.

精灵：You can have it.

This is a gift for you.

傻子：Thank you very much.【傻子取出鸦後十分惊喜】
字串3
※下音乐（森林狂想曲）

◎傻子拿著提篮及鸦子、和

精灵、动物们快乐退场
（第二幕）

场景：皇宫

（道具：椅子、城墙、）

（道具：矛、搏浪鼓、医药箱

　　　　　、听诊器）

◎公主坐在舞台上

◎国王走来走去手足无措状
◎公主面无表情、百般无聊

【国王非常惊慌焦急状】
对白

（人物：国王、皇后、公主、侍卫、

御医）

　

国王：Smile! Please smile.

　

　　国王：Oh my poor little girl.

Why do you never smile

　What’s matter with you?

　皇后：Please don’t worry my dear.

　 I have a good idea.

　Where is the doctor?

　　国王：Oh yes! Doctor! Doctor!

　Hurry up！Hurry up！

西御医：Your Majesty!

Princess is very well.

　　

　　中御医：I’m sorry. Maybe

she is just unhappy.

　

　　国王：Get away and never

come here again.

　　皇后：No! I don’t believe.

　 What shall we do?

　国王：All right! All right! 字串6

　 Don’t cry.

　 Anyway I will do my best.
◎国王对著天空宣誓

◎退场：

　国王牵著皇后哭哭啼啼

　公主冷漠

　侍卫雄壮威武

　
第三幕）

场景：大街

（道具：菜篮、花篮、水果篮、

城墙、鸦、笛）

　

※下音乐（土耳其进行曲）

　　　◎大街人来人往热闹状

对白：

人物：（3个路人、侍卫、傻子、精灵）

　

旁白：There are many people on this street,

is very noisy.

　

　

　

侍卫：Pay attention please!

Pay attention please!

If anyone can make our princess

Laugh.

He can marry with her.

Our holy king will never regret!

　

　

　

傻子：The princess is so beautiful.

She is my dream lover.

路人铮：Look him！

Such a dirty man.

He wants to married

Our princess.

路人雯：Don’t be silly.

It’s impossible.

傻子：Yes….they are right,

how can I get her?

It just a dream 字串9

　

精灵：Don’t be sad my friend.

Trust me you can make it

路人潘：Oh the duck is so cute.

May I have a look?

Oh ~ The duck is stick on

my hands. I can’t put it down.

Somebody help me.

路人雯：Cool down! I’m coming!

路人铮：I’m coming! I’m coming!
第四幕）

场景：皇宫内外

道具：（鸦、笛、城墙）

※下音乐（森林狂想曲 ）

◎国王一行人站在城墙上

◎精灵领一排人上台

【公主忍不住大笑】

【皇后欣喜貌】

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对白：

人物：（3个路人、侍卫、傻子、精灵）

国王： Its noise what’s happening.

公主：It’s very funny

皇后：Look! she is laughing

My child is laughing

国王：Thanks God!

Take the man in.

侍卫：Yes my lord

国王：You made my daughter

happy.

What do you want? 字串3

I can give everything you

want

傻子：well……I think….I mean…….

If you don’t mind………

.

精灵：Please keep your words

皇后：Wait a minute !

No I disagree.

He is poor and stupid.

国王：Let me see.

公主：My dear father!

If you regret

Maybe I will never

Laugh in my whole life.

国王：Ok! ok! Please don’t do it

again. My sweet heart.

傻子：Would you married me?.

公主：Yes I do

精灵：It is wonderful.

I told you : trust me you

Can make it

旁白：So they got married.

谢幕:Evrey body....Thank you very much!!!