chairman=柴门
boss=饱死
judge=榨汁
lawyer=姥爷
thank you=三克油
shade=谁的
square=四拐哦
yes=爷死
Miss=妹死
See you tommorow=谁在偷吃猫肉
watermelon=我的美人
nurse=螺丝
girl=割耳
good morning=鼓捣猫呢
there:累尔 pear:呸而 bed:必的 clock:可洛可
do:肚 plane:普烂 you:又 tomato:他妈头
week:喂可 about:额抱 always:额喂死 of:哦辅
Chinese:踹你死 book:不可 bag:拜葛 e-mail:因妹尔
ask:啊死可 in:应 am:嗯 English：英葛雷屎
暂时只想到这些，你先看看吧~ 20个应该有吧~ 希望能帮到你~
chairman=柴门
boss=饱死
judge=榨汁
lawyer=老爷
Ugly=阿哥累
commissar=靠弥撒
thank,you=三克油
talk=套客
shade=谁的
square=四拐哦
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