英语小笑话(50字)

我急需一个英语小笑话

A Bronx motherwalked into her son's room and said:"Get up, you're late for school."
The son said:"I'm not going---for two reasons---the kids hate me and my teachers hate me."
The mother said:"I'll give you two reasons why you should go to school.First,you're forty-five years old,second,you're the headmaster."

一位住在布朗克斯区的母亲走进她儿子的房间,对他说道:“快起床,你上学要迟到了。”
儿子说:“我不要去---有两个理由---孩子们讨厌我,我的老师们也讨厌我。”
母亲说:“我给你两个您为什么应当去学校的理由。第一,你已经45岁了,第二,你是校长。”
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第1个回答  2009-12-01
Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
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第2个回答  2009-11-30
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第3个回答  2009-11-30
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