80∼100词的英文小故事,带翻译

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"Whataterriblevioce!Doyouknowsheis?" "Yes,"wastheanswer,"sheismywife." "Oh,lbegyourpardon.Ofcoursehervioceisntbad.Iwonderwhowrotetheawfulsong." "ldid,"wastheanswer. 翻译: 尴尬的处境 一位客人扭身对他旁边的一个男人批评正在唱歌的那个女人。 “多糟糕的嗓子。你知道她是谁么?” “知道,”那人回答,“她是我妻子。” “噢,对不起。当然她的嗓子不坏,但歌曲写的不好。也不知道是谁写的这么蹩脚的歌曲。” “是我。”那人回答说。有翻译的英语小故事 3到5分钟Q: Whats the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea cant have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧? Q: How can you most irritate a farmer? A: By treading on his corn? 如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物,他肯定会生气的;而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼,他会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”,也有“鸡眼”的意思。 Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world? A: The snail. It carries its house on its back. 因为snail(蜗牛)的后背上总是背着一所房子,所以说。有翻译的英语小故事The Thirsty Pigeon口渴的鸽子 A PIGEON, oppressed by excessive thirst, saw a goblet of water painted on a signboard. Not supposing it to be only a picture, she flew towards it with a loud whir and unwittingly dashed against the signboard, jarring herself terribly. Having broken her wings by the blow, she fell to