英语谜语,带答案

Question

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Answer 1

【怎么你问了两个？？】

1.What month do soldiers hate?
--March (三月，行军)

2.How many feet are there in a yard?
--It depends on how many people stand in the yard. (码，院子)

3.Why is an empty purse always the same?
--There is no change in it. (零钱，变化)

4.What book has the most stirring chapters?
--A cook book. (动人的，搅拌的)

5.What kind of dog doesn't bite or bark?
--Hot dog. (热狗)

6.What is the smallest room in the world?
--Mushroom. (蘑菇)

7.What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy?
--Drink well water. (井水，健康的)

8.How do we know the ocean is friendly?
--It waves. (起波浪，招手致意)

9.Which can move faster, heat or cold?
--Heat, because you can catch cold. (追上冷，患感冒)

10.Why is the library the highest building?
--It has the most stories. (故事，（楼）层)

11. What table is in the field?
--Vegetable

12. What is the only thing you can break when you say its name?
--silence

13. What is there in your house that ought to be looked into?
--mirror

14. What is that which you have never seen, heard or felt, which never existed and still has a name?
--nothing

15. What changes a pear into a pearl?
--the letter “l”

16. What question can never be answered by 'Yes'?
--Are you asleep?

17. What ship has two mates but no captain?
--courtship

18. What is the most difficult key to turn?
--a donkey

19. Where can you always find money?
--In the dictionary

20. What is the surest way to double your money?
--Fold it.

21. Where does afternoon come before morning in the world?
--In the dictionary

22. What is the smallest bridge in the world?
--the bridge of a nose

23. What letter makes a road broad?
--letter B

24. What letter sounds like a vegetable?
--letter P

25. Why is a pig the most unusual animal in the world?
--Because it is killed before it is cured (烧烤待处理)

26. What match can't be put in a match-box?
--Football match, basketball match, etc.

27. When do 2 and 2 make more than 4?
--When they make 22.

28. I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees, rivers without water. What am I?
--A map

29. I am something that has teeth but can't eat. What am I?
--A comb

30. What is a sick man a controdiction?
--When he is an impatient patient.

31.What can hear without ears and answer without a mouth?
--An echo

32.What room has no walls,no doors,no windows,and no floors?
--A mushroom

33.What is dark but is made by light ?
--A shadow

34.What is easy to get into but hard to get out of ?
--Trouble

35.What is black When it is clean and white when it is dirty?
--A blackboard

Answer 2

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