哪位英语强人能给我翻译一下这篇文章？是关于迈克尔杰克逊死亡的.

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Michael Jackson isn’t really dead: The age-old rock star conspiracy
Published by hindleyite at 9:41 pm under Music, Mythbusting Edit This

Right, now I have managed to settle the legal issues with Mr. Jackson’s solicitor, I can reveal that the Jack Michaelson referred to in the previous post was in fact Michael Jackson. But then you probably knew that already, and if you didn’t you’ve most likely been living on Mars for the past few days.

So here’s the deal. Michael Jackson faked his death in an attempt to sell more records. Indeed, within hours of reports that Jacko had gone to rock and roll heaven, sales of his albums absolutely skyrocketed. Amazon.com had fourteen of MJ’s albums in their top twenty, with Off The Wall hitting the number one spot pretty soon after the news filtered through.

It’s well documented that Jackson needed the money. Most recently, he sold a huge stake in his Neverland ranch, and his debts reportedly exceeded $500million at the time of his death. His comeback tour, which was set to include a staggering fifty nights at the London O2 Arena, would redress the balance somewhat, estimated to be worth $50million. But would it be enough?

Neverland: Jackson was forced to sell a large stake in his California ranch.

Given Jacko’s current state of health, many doubted he would be fit enough to fulfil such a hectic schedule. He was initially angry at authorities for arranging such a tough series of shows, but supposedly agreed in principle to play them. Some say he really needed the cash, but it also raised suspicions amongst the conspiracists that he knew something everyone else didn’t… he never planned to honour the gigs.

Similarly, items from Jackson’s Neverland ranch were auctioned off, only for all sales to be cancelled after revelations the auction had never been authorised. The actions of a frail, desperate man, or yet another publicity stunt?

Of course, all this seems to equally support the theory that Jackson, rapidly falling downhill both mentally and financially, decided to quit while he was still ahead (just about) and committed suicide. New evidence that suggests Jackson was consuming copious amounts of prescription drugs would back this up.

Sadly, all accounts seem to point to an all-too-typical story consistent through rock and roll history: live fast, die (relatively) young. The conspiracy theories are most likely a steaming pile of codswallop, but people believe in sillier stuff - after all, did you see Michael Jackson die? Expect to see these theories debunked once and for all in the coming weeks.

Cha’mone, Yakkers.
HY.

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PS：我不知道这篇文章说的是什么...
我是从外国网站转过来的....
我只能看得懂Michael Jackson isn’t really dead这一句
所以麻烦各位英语强人帮忙翻译一下....
急！
附网址：http://retroyakking.today.com/2009/06/26/michael-jackson-isnt-really-dead-the-age-old-rock-star-conspiracy/
记住……
不要在线英语翻译器翻译的....
那家伙不可信...
这可是人命关天的事....
麻烦来点可靠点的...
最好是全文翻译....

Answer 1

迈克尔杰克逊是不是真的死：年龄岁的摇滚明星阴谋
出版hindleyite下在下午9点41分音乐， Mythbusting编辑此

权利，现在我已设法解决的法律问题Jackson先生的律师，我可以表明，杰克迈克尔森中提到以前的职位，其实迈克尔杰克逊。但你可能知道了，如果您没有您最有可能一直生活在火星上过去几天。

因此，这里的交易。迈克尔杰克逊伪造去世，企图出售更多的记录。事实上，几个小时内报告说，杰克逊去了摇滚天堂，他的唱片销量绝对暴涨。 Amazon.com才14兆焦耳的相册在其前20位，与关明打排名第一漂亮的消息后不久，过滤。

这是有案可稽的，杰克逊需要钱。最近，他的股份卖给了巨大的Neverland农场，他的债务总额超过5亿据说在他去世时。他的复出之旅，这是一套包括一个惊人的50晚在伦敦O2的体育场，将纠正这种不平衡有点，估计价值5千万。但它是不够的？

梦幻岛：杰克逊被迫出售大量股份的加利福尼亚州的牧场。

鉴于杰克逊目前的健康状况，许多人怀疑他将适合足以履行这样一个繁忙的日程。他最初被愤怒当局安排了这样一个艰难的系列节目，但在原则上同意理应发挥他们。有人说他真正需要的现金，但它也怀疑其中conspiracists ，他知道一些其他人没有...他从来没有打算履行演出。

同样，项目从Jackson的Neverland牧场被拍卖掉，只为所有的销售被取消后，揭露拍卖从未授权。的行动，身体虚弱的，绝望的人，或又一次宣传特技？

当然，这一切似乎同样支持杰克逊的理论，都迅速下降下坡精神上和经济上，决定退出，而他仍然领先（只是）和自杀。新的证据表明，杰克逊消耗大量的处方药将支持这一行动。

可悲的是，所有的帐户似乎指向一种十分典型的故事一致通过摇滚乐历史：生活快，模具（相对）青年。阴谋理论是最有可能是蒸一堆废话，但人们相信sillier东西-毕竟，你看到迈克尔杰克逊死的？希望看到这些理论揭穿一劳永逸在今后几个星期。

Cha'mone ， Yakkers 。
海鹰。

Answer 2

Michael Jackson isn’t really dead: The age-old rock star conspiracy
Published by hindleyite at 9:41 pm under Music, Mythbusting Edit This

Right, now I have managed to settle the legal issues with Mr. Jackson’s solicitor, I can reveal that the Jack Michaelson referred to in the previous post was in fact Michael Jackson. But then you probably knew that already, and if you didn’t you’ve most likely been living on Mars for the past few days.

So here’s the deal. Michael Jackson faked his death in an attempt to sell more records. Indeed, within hours of reports that Jacko had gone to rock and roll heaven, sales of his albums absolutely skyrocketed. Amazon.com had fourteen of MJ’s albums in their top twenty, with Off The Wall hitting the number one spot pretty soon after the news filtered through.

It’s well documented that Jackson needed the money. Most recently, he sold a huge stake in his Neverland ranch, and his debts reportedly exceeded $500million at the time of his death. His comeback tour, which was set to include a staggering fifty nights at the London O2 Arena, would redress the balance somewhat, estimated to be worth $50million. But would it be enough?

Neverland: Jackson was forced to sell a large stake in his California ranch.

Given Jacko’s current state of health, many doubted he would be fit enough to fulfil such a hectic schedule. He was initially angry at authorities for arranging such a tough series of shows, but supposedly agreed in principle to play them. Some say he really needed the cash, but it also raised suspicions amongst the conspiracists that he knew something everyone else didn’t… he never planned to honour the gigs.

Similarly, items from Jackson’s Neverland ranch were auctioned off, only for all sales to be cancelled after revelations the auction had never been authorised. The actions of a frail, desperate man, or yet another publicity stunt?

Of course, all this seems to equally support the theory that Jackson, rapidly falling downhill both mentally and financially, decided to quit while he was still ahead (just about) and committed suicide. New evidence that suggests Jackson was consuming copious amounts of prescription drugs would back this up.

Sadly, all accounts seem to point to an all-too-typical story consistent through rock and roll history: live fast, die (relatively) young. The conspiracy theories are most likely a steaming pile of codswallop, but people believe in sillier stuff - after all, did you see Michael Jackson die? Expect to see these theories debunked once and for all in the coming weeks.

Cha’mone, Yakkers.
HY.
答：迈克尔杰克逊是不是真的死：年龄岁的摇滚明星阴谋
出版hindleyite下在下午9点41分音乐， Mythbusting编辑此

权利，现在我已设法解决的法律问题Jackson先生的律师，我可以表明，杰克迈克尔森中提到以前的职位，其实迈克尔杰克逊。但你可能知道了，如果您没有您最有可能一直生活在火星上过去几天。

因此，这里的交易。迈克尔杰克逊伪造去世，企图出售更多的记录。事实上，几个小时内报告说，杰克逊去了摇滚天堂，他的唱片销量绝对暴涨。 Amazon.com才14兆焦耳的相册在其前20位，与关明打排名第一漂亮的消息后不久，过滤。

这是有案可稽的，杰克逊需要钱。最近，他的股份卖给了巨大的Neverland农场，他的债务总额超过5亿据说在他去世时。他的复出之旅，这是一套包括一个惊人的50晚在伦敦O2的体育场，将纠正这种不平衡有点，估计价值5千万。但它是不够的？

梦幻岛：杰克逊被迫出售大量股份的加利福尼亚州的牧场。

鉴于杰克逊目前的健康状况，许多人怀疑他将适合足以履行这样一个繁忙的日程。他最初被愤怒当局安排了这样一个艰难的系列节目，但在原则上同意理应发挥他们。有人说他真正需要的现金，但它也怀疑其中conspiracists ，他知道一些其他人没有...他从来没有打算履行演出。

同样，项目从Jackson的Neverland牧场被拍卖掉，只为所有的销售被取消后，揭露拍卖从未授权。的行动，身体虚弱的，绝望的人，或又一次宣传特技？

当然，这一切似乎同样支持杰克逊的理论，都迅速下降下坡精神上和经济上，决定退出，而他仍然领先（只是）和自杀。新的证据表明，杰克逊消耗大量的处方药将支持这一行动。

可悲的是，所有的帐户似乎指向一种十分典型的故事一致通过摇滚乐历史：生活快，模具（相对）青年。阴谋理论是最有可能是蒸一堆废话，但人们相信sillier东西-毕竟，你看到迈克尔杰克逊死的？希望看到这些理论揭穿一劳永逸在今后几个星期。

Cha'mone ， Yakkers 。
海鹰。

Answer 3

Michael Jackson 伪造死亡，希望卖出更多唱片，以弥补经济损失。

差不多就是这类的。

Answer 4

没有人看到迈克尔杰克逊死了的图片……所以还是有待确认真假。