求救``英语翻译``

Question

对不起啊各位，前几天那点分被我乱花完了现在什么都没了，但是有个问题很紧啊！·请英语达人救命啊！~不要用软件翻译，谢谢了！题目是：“怎么写你呢！首先写你的外表吧`以前看你照片觉得你蛮漂亮的额`，但是看到你真人呢才，知道你不漂亮而是可爱```嘿嘿```额```实在不好写哦，就说说你性格吧！有点霸道~野蛮~刁钻~但是呢又不能让人对你生气和发火，因为你总是能在别人要发火的时候你就会出现你副很柔弱的表情，使人有一种疼惜的欲望，忽忽``不说了不说了``反正呢我就是喜欢你了，你这辈子别想跑了，记得要等我```等我过来！”

Answer 1

How can I describe you?First of all ,about your appearance,I used to think that you are really pretty sweet when I saw your photo for the first time.But ,Unfortunately,I was disappointed at the fact that you are neither pretty nor cute.I really don't know how to carry on writing!The Second is about your character,you are indeed a little bit overbearing ,barbarous,and cunning.Even though I don't have intention to lose my temper to you,beacause you are actually talent to show your weakness which can make people have the willing to spoil you,when you offense the feeling of them and they want to fire at you.Okay ,I will zip my mouth.Anyway ,I bloody crush on you.And running away is the last escape way you can think up.There is no way to escape.Do waite for me and wait for my coming to you!将就着看吧！你可能真的dizzy了。哎士之耽兮！

Answer 2

你说的这是啥啊？汉语都不成句怎么翻译啊？

Answer 3

at the fact that you are neither pretty nor cute.I really don't know how to carry on writing! = = 晕 你这不是害人么

Answer 4

: “how to write you! First wrote your semblance `before looked that your picture thought you attractive volume `, but saw your honorable person talent, knew you not attractively, but was lovable ```heh heh ```volume ```is not really good writes, said your disposition! But a little overbearing ~ barbaric ~ cunning ~ cannot let the human be angry to you with the ignition, because you can always, in others want to get angry time you will present you vice-very delicate expression, will enable the human to have the desire which one kind will be fond, careless ``did not say did not say ``I was in any case like you, your this whole life do not want to run, remembered that must wait for my ```to wait for me to come!”