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请帮我把这段话译成英文 谢谢！
大家好，我是一个魔术师，我要变魔术给你看..
仔细看，这里有一副扑克牌，每一张都不一样，请你随便抽一张，但是不要让我看到！ 好了吗？ 请你把牌放进整幅牌里，然后我洗一下牌，增加找牌的困难程度，，好，我只要打个响指，就会找到你的牌，仔细看，接下来，就是见证奇迹的时刻！。。。。是这张牌吗？？？ （观众说不是）。。。不是吗？ 。。。等一下，还要吹一口气，1. 2. 3... 请问你选得牌是多少？
（观众：黑桃3） 黑桃3...谢谢大家，掌声鼓励一下！！

顺便问下， 牌 的英文怎么说？
魔术师是不是必须学会英语？我想当职业魔术师，英语要怎么学，？学到什么程度？！ 如果回答的好，我加分 谢谢回答！
从第一句开始翻译 不能复制一楼或别人的回答！

Answer 1

Hi, I am a magician magic, I want to show you..
Look, there is a deck of playing CARDS, each one is different, you literally smoke a, but don't let me see! Ok? Please put the CARDS in the card, then I wash the brand, increase the degree of difficulty for brand, and good, I just a dozen ring, will find your card, look carefully, then, is the witness of the miracle! ... Is this card? (not) said the audience. Isn't it? ... Wait a minute, breathed, 1. 2. 3. Would you choose to brand?
(3) spade spade audience: 3... Thank you everyone applause, encourage yourself!!!!!!
牌用英语说就是playing cards
准确的来说也不是说学魔术就必须会英语啊 这要看你师从何人。如果说你跟鬼佬学的话不说英语恐怕人家还听不懂你中文呢？是不？还有如果你还年轻的话 既然你要学魔术就专心的学 不要再把精力浪费在你不是很感兴趣的英语上 与其浪费在学英语上 还不如找个好的魔术教师 是不？ 因为我就是英语专业的毕业生，学了几年也不见得能跟鬼佬百分之五十的交流
最后我要说的是 要精而不是博
当然英语可以作为你的副修 有空的话可以学学
说了这么多 记得给个好分啊 哈哈

Answer 2

Look, there is a deck of playing CARDS, each one is different, you literally smoke a, but don't let me see!Ok?Please put the CARDS in the card, then I wash the brand, increase the degree of difficulty for brand, and good, I just a dozen ring, will find your card, look carefully, then, is the witness of the miracle!.Is this card?Say not) (audience.Isn't it?.Wait a minute, breathed, 1.2.3.Would you choose to brand?
(3) spade spade audience: 3... Thank you everyone applause, encourage yourself!

Answer 3

Hello everybody I am a magician, I want to show you a magic.

Look carefully, there are a deck of cards, each one is different, you draw a random, but do not let me see! Ready? Please put the cards in the whole lots of cards, and then I wash the plates to increase the difficulty to find a license, and good, I just played a snap of my fingers and you will find your card, look carefully, then, the witness of miracles time! . . . . This card is it?? ? (The audience said it was not). . . Is not it? . . . Wait a minute, but also breathed, 1. 2.3 ... do you have to choose how many licenses?
(Audience: spades 3) spades 3 ... Thank you, round of applause about! !

Answer 4

Hello! I'm a magician.I'm going to do magic for you.Looking carefully,this is a pack of playing card,every one is different to others,please take out one you want,but don't let me see!Is OK? Please put the card you taking out into the pack.Now I'll shuffle the deck,so the difficult of looking for is increased.OK,just snaping my fingers,I can find out the card just you put in.Look carefully,it's time to witness a miracle!Is this card right??? (NO!)NO?wait,I still have to blow at it,one,two,three,what number of the card you selected? spade three! spade three...thank you,give me some applause!

Answer 5

Hello everyone! I'm a magician. I'll show you a magic.

Please look carefully. There is a set of poker, each card is different. Please take one as you like, but don't let me see it. OK? Now please put the card into the whole set, I'll shuffle them to make it more difficult to find your card. Now! When I snap my fingers, I will find out your card. Look carefully, you will see a miracle time......Is this one your card? (the audience say no)......No? Wait a second, there is one blow needed, one, two, three......What's your choice? (audience: spade 3) Spade 3......Thank you! Give him a big hand!

牌就是card,或poker. 学英语这事得看你用不用得上，如果在国内表演就不必要了，能出色到可以去国外表演的话，也不一定非要很好的英语，大卫高柏飞到中国表演也没说中文啊，一样吸引人，所以你要学好魔术，英语这玩意不是必要的。要学也最多只是简单的沟通，高中生的英语水平足够了。