Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
我的狗不识字
布朗夫人：哦，
亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！
史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！
布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with
the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents
more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。
“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老
太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
完美儿子
A:我有一个很完美的儿子.
B:他抽烟吗?
A:不抽.
B:他喝威士忌酒吗?
A:不喝.
B:他会不会很晚回家?
A:不会.
B:我想你确实有一个完美儿子. 那他多大了?
A:下个星期三就满6个月了.
我的优点是：我很帅；而我的缺点是：我帅得不明显
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with
the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents
more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。
“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老
太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
Select
one
that
best
Represents
you:
A)
Male-
Just
wants
to
talk
B)
Male-
Wants
to
talk
to
guy
C)
Male-
Wants
to
talk
to
girl
D)
Male-
(Horny)Wants
to
talk
to
guy
E)
Male-
(Horny)Wants
to
talk
to
girl
F)
Female-
Just
wants
to
talk
G)
Female-
Wants
to
talk
to
guy
H)
Female-
Wants
to
talk
to
girl
I)
Female-
(Horny)Wants
to
talk
to
guy
J)
Female-
(Horny)Wants
to
talk
to
girl
Stranger:
Dude,
I
just
don't
even
wanna
reply
with
a
snide
remark
anymore.
Stranger:
*sigh*
oh
well.
Stranger:
Don't
stop,
make
it
pop
DJ,
blow
my
speakers
up
Tonight,
I'mma
fight
'Til
we
see
the
sunlight
Tick
tock
on
the
clock
But
the
party
don't
stop,
no
Stranger:
oh
oh
oh
oh!
Stranger:
oh
oh
oh
oh!
Stranger:
Tick
tock,
on
the
clock
Stranger:
but
the
party
don't
stop
Stranger:
oh
oh
oh
oh!
You:
one
night
Stranger:
oh
oh
oh
oh!
Stranger:
I
like
that
song!
=D
You:
ok
Stranger:
Yay!
You:
I
look
out
it
Stranger:
Tonight,
I'mma
fight!
Stranger:
til
we
see
the
sunlight!
Stranger:
Tick
tock,
on
the
clock
Stranger:
but
the
party
don't
stop,
no!
Stranger:
oh
oh
oh
oh!
Stranger:
oh
oh
oh
oh!
You:
shit,you
are
floosh
Stranger:
Sorry?
You:
I
don't
understand
what
you
say
Stranger:
?
Stranger:
Oh
well.
Stranger:
Don't
stop,
make
it
pop
DJ,
blow
my
speakers
up
Tonight,
I'mma
fight
'Til
we
see
the
sunlight
Tick
tock
on
the
clock
But
the
party
don't
stop,
no
Stranger:
oh
oh
oh
oh!
Stranger:
oh
oh
oh
oh!
Stranger:
Have
a
good
day!
;D
你:精选那最好的代表你:A)马累仅仅贫穷向说话B)马累贫穷向说话向家伙C)马累贫穷向说话向女孩D)马累(角的)贫穷向说话向家伙E)马累(角的)贫穷向说话向女孩F)
Female-仅仅贫穷向说话G)
Female-贫穷向说话向家伙H)
Female-贫穷向说话向女孩I)
Female-(角的)贫穷向说话向家伙J)
Female-(角的)贫穷向说话向女孩陌生人:过分讲究衣着仪表的人我仅仅不甚至想要再以一险恶的评论作为回答.陌生人
:*sigh*零井.陌生人:不停止,把电台音乐节目主持人冷不防地一伸办成,吹动我的沿着今晚
,I'mma战斗鼻音化符号演讲人,
我们注意在钟但是聚会上阳光滴答声tock不停止的,没有陌生人:
零零零零!陌生人:零零零零!陌生人:用滴答声报知在钟陌生人上tock:但是聚会不停止陌生人:
零零零零!你:一个晚上陌生人:
零零零零!陌生人:我喜欢那歌曲
!=D你:表示同意的陌生人:Yay!
你:我它陌生人找出:今晚,I'mma
战斗!陌生人:鼻音化符号我们看见阳光!陌生人:用滴答声报知在钟陌生人上tock:但是聚会不不停止!陌生人:零零零零!陌生人:
零零零零!你:呸,你是floosh陌生人:遗憾吗?你:我不懂你所说的陌生人:陌生人:哎顺利.陌生人:不停止,把电台音乐节目主持人冷不防地一伸办成,吹动我的沿着今晚,I'mma战斗鼻音化符号演讲人,我们注意在钟但是聚会上阳光滴答声tock不停止的,没有陌生人:零零零零!陌生人:零零零零!陌生人:有一嗨!;D
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