别敷衍英语翻译通顺些，英译汉,勿机械求通顺大神

Question

Can you get up off the couch,
With that remote in your hand,
And a mountain of grains in the bowl
All the shells are on your shirt!
You don't do anything,
With your newspaper that doesn't end!
You're sitting here,
And only gripe all day.

If you don't give me, who will?
If you don't bring me, who will?
If you don't have mercy for me, who will?
And you love me.

When will you find a job?
And all the time with your friends,
You're going to wander around,
Such a waste, it hurts,
When will you get your hair cut?
(In another day)
You always say: In another day!
And only sitting here.
And only croak and gripe.
If you don't give me...

You say:
I want, I don't want, I'm fine, It isn't bad for me,
Of course you're fine.
I want, I don't want, I'm fine, It isn't bad for me,
Of course it isn't bad for you, why would it be?
I don't want, banal, conventional,
I don't understand, it's always the same,
I want, I don't want, I'm fine, it isn't bad for me.
But why are you never happy?

If you don't let him, who will?
If you don't bring him, who will?
If you don't have mercy for him, who will?
Because without you he's really miserable!

Answer 1

Can you get up off the couch,
你能从沙发上起来吗
With that remote in your hand,
带着你手中的遥控器
And a mountain of grains in the bowl
以及那一碗堆得跟小山一样的谷粒
All the shells are on your shirt!
谷粒壳都掉在了你的衬衫上！

You don't do anything,
你不需要做任何事
With your newspaper that doesn't end!
继续读你未读完的报纸
You're sitting here,
你一直坐在这里
And only gripe all day.
这样一整天蜷缩着

If you don't give me, who will?
如果你不能给予我幸福，那谁又可以？
If you don't bring me, who will?
如果你不能带给我安慰，那谁又可以？
If you don't have mercy for me, who will?
如果你不会怜惜我，那谁又可以？
And you love me.
你爱我

When will you find a job?
你何时才能找到一份工作
And all the time with your friends,
整天和你的朋友鬼混
You're going to wander around,
你一直在迷茫
Such a waste, it hurts,
就像一个废物，让人心疼
When will you get your hair cut?
你何时才能理发？
(In another day)
（总有一天）
You always say: In another day!
你总是说：总有一天！
And only sitting here.
只是坐在这里
And only croak and gripe.
只是会蜷缩着发牢骚
If you don't give me...
如果你不能给我幸福

You say:
你说
I want, I don't want, I'm fine, It isn't bad for me,
我想去，我又不想去，我很好，我还好
Of course you're fine.
当然，你很好
I want, I don't want, I'm fine, It isn't bad for me,
我想去，我又不想去，我很好，我还好
Of course it isn't bad for you, why would it be?
当然，你还好，为什么会这样呢？
I don't want, banal, conventional,
我不想这么平庸，寻常
I don't understand, it's always the same,
我不明白，总是老样子
I want, I don't want, I'm fine, it isn't bad for me.
我想去，我又不想去，我很好，我还好
But why are you never happy?
但你为什么从来也不快乐？

If you don't let him, who will?
如果你不能让他幸福，那谁又可以？
If you don't bring him, who will?
如果你不能带给他安慰，那谁又可以？
If you don't have mercy for him, who will?
如果你不怜悯他，那谁又可以？
Because without you he's really miserable!
因为没有你，他真是苦不堪言！

Answer 2

大神你到底要干嘛，看你发了好几篇了还都那么长，别人不用机翻傻啊，你给这点分，那个傻子帮你人工翻啊，你还是自觉点自己翻吧ok？