英语内涵段子有哪些?且需要汉语翻译。

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    A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. "How can I help you?" asked the stylist. "I went for a hair transplant," the guy explained, "but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000."

    "No problem," said the stylist, and he quickly shaved his head.

    一个秃头的男人坐在理发店里。发型师问:“有什么可以帮你吗?”那个人解释说:“我本来要去做头发移植,但实在太疼了。如果你能够让我的头发看起来像你的一样,而且没有任何痛苦,我将付给你5000美元。”

    “没问题,”发型师说,然后他很快帮自己剃了个光头。

    A Woman Who Fell

    It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?"

    摔倒的女人

    上下班高峰期,我匆匆奔向纽约豪华中心站去赶一趟火车。接近门口,一位肥胖的中年妇女从后面冲过来,没想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了脚,仰面滑倒了。她的惯性使她接近了我的脚。我正准备扶她,她却自己爬了起来。她镇定了一下,对我挤了一下眉,说道:“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗?”

    Bring me the winner

    - Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.

    -- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.

    -- Well, bring me the winner then.

    给我那个打赢的吧

    -- 服务员,

    这个龙虾只有一只爪。

    -- 对不起,先生,这只肯定打过架了。

    -- 哦, 那给我那个打赢的吧。

Two Pieces of Cake

Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?

Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!

两块蛋糕

汤姆:妈妈,我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?

妈妈:当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧!

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