A man was driving at 130 miles an hour when a policeman overtook him.
"Was I driving too fast,officer?"the man asked.
"NO,"the policeman answered,"You were flying too slow."
这篇是我认为最好笑的。。。偶默下来第。。。
起来！起来！现在该吃安眠药了！
呵呵，这个够短吗？
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