几个简短的英语小故事

Question

只要几句话，小学水平
要小学生会读的，前3名讲的小学生不会读！！！！！！！！

Answer 1

1.A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”

2.The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

新老师
9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。
"乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？" 妈妈问。
"妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。"

3. The wolf and the hares
The wind is blowing . It is snowing . The wolf is coming and say : “ I’m a wolf , I’m hungry .” The wolf is going the hares. “ open the door .” The hare say: “ who is it ?” the wolf say : “it’s me , Grandma .” “Grandma ? No, it’s not Grandma .” The wolf comes to the hares’ again , with a basket of bread. . “ open the door . I bring you bread” The hares say to their sister : “Ah! It’s the wolf . we can’t open the door .” The wolf is very angry . He is hitting at the door . “Open the door ! I want to come in !” The hares say : “ you are the wolf . we can’t let you in !” the hares are very clever .
狼和野兔
天正刮着风下着雪。狼 出来了，他很饿。他来到了野兔家“开门”。野兔问：“是谁呀？”“是我，我是你的外婆。”“外婆？不，不是。”狼又拿来了甜品来了，“快开门，我带来了面包。” 野兔对他的姐妹们说：“他是狼，我们不开门。”狼很生气，他踢着门说：“快开门！我要进去！”野兔说：“你是狼，我们不让你进来。”野兔真聪明。 他很饿。他来到了野兔家“开门”。野兔问：“是谁呀？”“是我，我是你的外婆。”“外婆？不，不是。”狼又拿来了甜品来了，“快开门，我带来了面包。” 野兔对他的姐妹们说：“他是狼，我们不开门。”狼很生气，他踢着门说：“快开门！我要进去！”野兔说：“你是狼，我们不让你进来。”野兔真聪明。

个人以为已经非常非常简单了~~

Answer 2

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很齐全

Answer 3

有趣又简短

I'm Trying to Stop It

"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"

"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."
“孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？”

“没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”

“I'm sorry ，Madam ，but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .”

“Twenty d ollars! Why ，I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”

“Yes ，but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”

“对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”

“20美元！为什么？不是说好只要4美元。”

“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。”

TWO： Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now，can anyone give me a good example?

John：Well ，in the summer the days are long，and in the winter the days are short.

老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在，谁给我举个例子？

约翰：嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短。

The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"

"I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".

教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时，他的话题又来了：“让我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴，那么现在尾巴到哪里去了？”

“我来试试看，”一位老太太说。
“该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧。”