求一篇英语短篇笑话、是两个人对讲的、因为到时我和我同学一起在班里讲、最好内容里哈会有断插曲是叫全班

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求一篇英语短篇笑话、是两个人对讲的、因为到时我和我同学一起在班里讲、最好内容里哈会有断插曲是叫全班回答问题的、谢谢、急

Answer 1

Teacher：Here are two birds ,one is a swallow ,the other is sparrow ,the other is sparrow .Now who can tell used whihc is which ?
Student :I cannot point out but I know the answer .
Teacher :Please tell us.
Student :the swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the sparrow .
意思：老师：这儿有两只鸟，一只是燕子一只是麻雀。谁能指出那只是燕子，那只是麻雀？（可以先问班里的同学）
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
不知道能不能帮到你

Answer 2

　"What are you so happy about?"a woman asked the 98-year-old man.
　　"I broke a mirror," he replied.
　　"But that means seven years of bad luck."
　　"I know." he said, beaming,"Isn’t it wonderful?"