The Real Slim Shady
歌手:Eminem 专辑:Grammy2001
Eminem - The real Slim Shady
《The Real Slim Shady》
(Talking)
May I have your attention please,
may I have your attention please,
will the real slim shady please stand up,
I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up
.....we're gonna have a problem here.........
请注意
请注意
哪位是真正的Slim Shady先生,请站起来一下好吗
我重复一边,哪位是真正的Slim Shady先生,请站起来
.....噢 看来好象是出问题了
(Verse 1)
Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
jaws all on the floor
like pam and tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorced
throwing her over furniture (aaaaaah)
It's the return of the...
"a
www..wait, no wait, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did,
did he?"
and Dr. Dre said...
nothing you idiots, Dr Dre's dead
he's locked in my bassment
你们装着好象从来没见过白人似的
下巴都掉到地上了
就像帕姆和汤米只是闯进门
然后就开始比以前更疯狂的做X
他们先离婚了
他把她从家具上扔了过去(啊!)
这就是回报吗
呃等等,别等,你在开玩笑
他说不是你想的那样 是吗
德瑞博士说...
没事,你这个傻* 德瑞博士已经死了
他的尸体被锁在了我的地下室里
feminist women love eminem
chicka chicka chicka slim shady,
"I'm sick of him, lookit him
walkin around, grabbin his you know what
flippin' to you know who"
"yeah, but he's so cute though"
女权主义者爱死Eminem了 [一般好象都公认为丑女才会当女权主义者]
唧咕唧咕唧咕(逗小孩的声音)Slim Shady
“我为他茶饭不思,看他
四处走动,抓他的XX呃 你知道是什么东西
把它插进恩 你知道是谁”
“是啊,但他还是那么的可爱”
but no worse than what's goin on in your parents bedroom (eheheheh)
sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose
but cant, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, My bum is on your lips
and if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
and expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
是啊 大概一对夫妇XX时的情景总是在我脑中盘旋
但是没有比你父母卧房里发生的事更糟的了
有时 我想在电视上来一下 放放松
但说句老实话 汤姆格林敢跟一只死了的驼鹿干,他真酷
我游荡在你的唇边 我游荡在你的唇边
如果我幸运的话,你或许会轻轻给我一个吻
那是你在暗示我我们应该要孩子了吗
我会希望他们别知道女人的私处
of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
by the time they hit 4th grade
they got the discovery channel, dont they?
we ain't nothing but mammals
well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantelopes
当然他们会知道什么是交配
在上四年级的时候他们就开始看探索频道了,不是吗
我们都属于哺乳动物
有些人还是食人族
他们象猎鹰那样撕碎别人
但既然我们连死动物和羚羊都敢干
那么两个男人去私奔更是有理由的了
要是你跟我想的一样 赌赢算我的
女人们挥舞着你的衬裤 齐声唱歌 然后就......
(Chorus)
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
我就是Slim Shady 是的我就是真的Slim Shady
你们这些其他的Slim Shady都是冒充的
谁是真的Slim Shady 站起来吧,站起来吧,站起来吧
我就是Slim Shady 是的我才是真的
你们这些其他的Slim Shady都是冒充的
谁是真的Slim Shady 站起来,站起来,站起来
Smack that:
Hey, Convict
嘿 犯人
Convictt
犯人
You got a name, cop?
怎麼称呼阿? 警官
Jack Gates
杰克盖兹
I need your help finding a witness
我要你帮我找一个证人
What make you think I wanna help you?
你凭啥以为我会帮你?
Matter a fact what for me
对我有什麼好处?
24 hour release from this place
你可以在24小时内被释放
Wanna see an old friend?
想见老朋友吗?
So when do we get started?
我们何时开始呢?
Shady 痞子
Konvict 犯人
Up front 站出来
Akon 阿肯
Slim Shady 痞子阿姆
I see the one 看清楚啦
cuz she be that lady 就是这位小姐
I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow.
我感觉你在偷看 我从暗处瞄到你
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo.
巴不得跳上 我的林宝坚尼
Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Taebo
可以到我家去 来一段有氧拳击
And possibly bend you over.
说不定你可以弯下身
Look back and watch me
用挑逗的眼神电死我
smack that, all on the floor,
打屁屁 趴在地上
smack that, give me some more,
打屁屁 再多几下
smack that, 'till you get sore
打屁屁 直到你累
smack that, oooh.
打屁屁 喔~
smack that, all on the floor,
打屁屁 趴在地上
smack that, give me some more,
打屁屁 再多几下
smack that, 'till you get sore
打屁屁 直到你累
smack that, oooh.
打屁屁 喔~
Up front style. Ready to attack now.
秀出自己 准备出招
Pull in the parking lot slow with the lack down
把车停好 慢动作进行
Konvicts got the whole thing packed now.
我知道我可以控制状况
Step in the club. The wardrobe in tact now.
走进舞厅 穿得最称头
I feel it, on a crack now
感觉对了 放纵一下
I see it all that back now
一眼掌握全场状况
I'm gonna call her, then I put the mack down
我点这一位 跟我来跳舞
Money? No problem. Pocket fulla that now
要钱? 没问题 别的没有钱最多
Ooh! Looks like another club banger.
喔 又来一首嘻哈大舞厅
They better hang on.
大家最好当心
When they throw this thing on.
只要一放这首歌
Get a little drink on. They goin' flip for this Akon s***
喝口酒 满嘴肯定叫阿肯
You can bank on it.
你可以很肯定
Pedicure, manicure, kitty cat claws
手指 脚指 小猫咪爬阿爬
The way she climbs up and down them poles.
爬上爬下 钢管像她家
Lookin' like one of them Potty Cat Dolls
看上看下 小野猫当家
Tryna hold my woody back through my draws
坐怀不乱 把自己关在家
Steps off stage, didn't think I saw
走下舞台 假装没看到
Creeps up behind me and she's like “your”
慢慢接近 看她快靠近
I'm like I know let's cut to the chase.
就算知道 废话不用说
No time to waste. Back to my place.
何必罗唆 赶快回我家
Plus from the club to the crib is like a mile away.
从舞厅到我家有点远
Or more like a palace, shall I say.
容我说 请到我“宫殿”
And plus I got a pal. Every gal is game.
我的好兄弟 美眉玩玩而已
In fact he's the one singing the song that's playing! (Akon!)
我兄弟就是 这首歌主唱 阿肯!
Eminem's rollin', D an' them rollin'.
阿姆一晃 全场翻过去
Boo an' O Marvelous them rollin'.
在场的 一起摇下去
Women just hoin'.
美眉美呆
Big booty rollin'.
屁股甩甩
Soon I be all in them an' throwin D
立刻 我就跳下去
Hittin' no less than 3.
一次把三个
Block royal style like We.
天皇老子不如我
Girl, I can tell you want me, 'cause lately.
美眉 我知道你要我 因为最近
stan
歌手:eminem
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be grey,
put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be grey,
put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..
Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be grey,
put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote,
I hope you have a chance I ain't mad
I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
four hours and you just said, "No." That's pretty shitty man
you're like his fuckin idol He wants to be just like you man,
he likes you more than I do I ain't that mad though,
I just don't like bein lied to Remember when we met in Denver
you said if I'd write you, you would write back
see I'm just like you in a way I never knew my father neither
he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs so when I have a shitty day,
I drift away and put 'em on
cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan
P.S. We should be together too
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be grey,
put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall
I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me See Slim
Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to talk!
Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk
but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up,
see I ain't like you cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out?
{*car tires squeal*} {*CRASH*}.. {*brief silence*} .. {*LOUD splash*}
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be grey,
put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that shit just clownin dogg,
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time before you hurt yourself,
I think that you'll be doin just fine if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
Damn!
我的茶凉了,为什么……
我的心情总是不好。
清晨的雨遮住了我的窗
什么也看不到
看见的都是灰色。
但在墙上却有你的照片,
它提醒我,还不算坏,
还不算坏……
[Stan]
亲爱的Slim,我写信给你,但你仍未答复。
我把我的地址、姓名和电话都留在了信末,
秋天里发了两封信,你肯定是没有受到。
可能是邮局或是什么地方搞错了。
有时我总是把地址写得很潦草。
但又能怎样呢?去它的吧!你的女儿好吗?
我的女朋友也怀孕了,我就要作爸爸了。
如果是女孩,你猜我会叫她什么?
我会给她起名叫Bonnie
我也读到了你的Ronnie叔叔的事儿,很难过。
我有个朋友为了甩了他的婊子而轻生,
我知道你也许每天都听到这个,可我是你的超级歌迷
我甚至有你和Scam一起做的地下音乐。
我的房间里贴满了你的海报和照片。
我也喜欢你和Ruckus的歌,那很棒。
亲爱的Slim,你仍旧没有回信,希望你能抓住计划。
我还没疯,我只是认为你TMD不屑于回信给歌迷。
如果你不想在剧场外理我,你就可以不理,
但至少应该为Matthew签个名。
那是我的小弟弟,只有六岁
我们在该死的寒风中里等了四个小时,可你只是说了个“不”
那个小家伙可是把你当成了他的偶像。
他要成为像你那样的人,他比我更喜欢你。
我还没疯,只是不喜欢被欺骗。
记得我们在丹佛的相遇吗?你说如果我写信,你会回信的
看在我们有相同的境遇的份儿上。
我也不知道谁是我爸,
他总是欺骗妈妈还打她。
我能在你的歌里看到自己。所以在那些心情沮丧的日子里,
就好听你的歌。
只有你的歌能帮我。
我甚至咋胸前纹上你的名字。
有时我也会割开手腕看它能流多少血。
如同肾上腺素一般,那些痛楚向我袭来。
我尊敬你,因为你说的一切都是事实。
我女友开始嫉妒,因为我每天谈论的只有你
但她并不像我如此的了解你,没人能
她不会了解有着我们这样经历的人的。
记得回信,你将会永远失去我这样的超级歌迷的。
你真诚的,Stan
此外我们也将会在一起的
亲爱的从不回信的先生。
这将是我寄给你最后的邮件了。
六个月了,从没有回信——这不是我应得的。
我知道你受到了最近的两封信;
我在上面清清楚楚的写上了地址。
这回是我要寄给你的磁带,我希望你能听到
我在车上,在高速路上开90
嘿,slim,我喝了第15个伏特加,你说我还能开吗?
你知道PhilCollins那首关于救一个落水者的歌“In the Air of the Night”吗
但他没有得救
那情形就和现在一样,你本可以阻止我溺水的。
但现在一切都晚了,我吃了1000片镇定药
眼睛睁不开了,我想要的只不过是个该死的回信。
我希望您能知道我把你的照片从墙上都撕了下来。
我爱你slim。我们本应该在一起的,想想吧
现在你把一切都毁了,我想你不会睡着的,一定会梦到这一切。
当你梦到时,定会惊叫的
我希望你会受到良心的谴责,没有我,你不能呼吸
看看吧,slim[尖叫声]婊子,闭嘴!我正在说话
嘿,slim,那是我的女友在后备箱中尖叫。
但我不会割开她的喉咙,我只是绑住她。
我不像你。
因为窒息而死会让她更痛苦。
好了,该走了,我已经到桥上了,
噢,见鬼,我怎么才能把磁带寄出去呢?
[车轮摩擦的声音][碰撞声]
[短暂的安静][溅起巨大的水花声]
[Eminem]
亲爱的Stan,我本打算尽快回信给你,但最近太忙了。
你说你的女朋友怀孕了,多长时间了。
你能给你女儿起那个名字,我真的感到十分高兴。
这里有给你弟弟的签名,
我写在了信的一开始
很抱歉在演唱会上没能见到你,我肯定时错过了
不要认为我写那些歌是故意让你难过的
可你却说你也喜欢割腕
我唱那些只是说着玩的。
嘿,你还好吗?
你有些小麻烦Stan,我想你需要些建议来帮帮你了。
你说我们将会在一起是什么意思?
这种话让我不想和你见面
我想你和你的女友确实是相互需要的
也许你应该对她好一些
希望你能读到这封信,但愿它能赶在你伤害自己前寄到。
只要放松一些,我想你会好起来的
很高兴我可以激励你,但你为何那样疯狂
我只要你做一个歌迷
我不想再看到你说疯话了
两周前的一个新闻让我感到不安
一个家伙开车冲到了桥下
后备箱里是他怀孕的女友
在车上还找到了一盒磁带
可他们没说磁带是给谁的……
想想看,他的名字是……是你
该死的!
smack that
歌手:akon 专辑:konvicted
Shady
Konvict
Upfront
Akon
Slim Shady
I see the one, because she be that lady! Hey!
I feel you creeping on, I can see from my shadow
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tabo
and posibbly bend you over look back and watch me
[Chorus (2X)]
Smack that all on the floor
Smack that give me some more
Smack that 'till you get sore
Smack that oh-oooh!
Upfront style ready to attack now
pull in the parking lot slow with the lac down
Konvicts got the whole thing packed now
Step in the club now and wardobe intact now!
I feel it down and cracked now (ooh)
I see it dull and backed now
I'm gonna call her, than I pull the mack down
Money no problem, pocket full of that now!
I feel you creeping on, I can see from my shadow
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tabo
and posibbly bend you over look back and watch me
[Chorus (2x)]
[Eminem:]
Ooh...Looks like another club banger
They better hang on when they throw this thing on
Get a lil drink on
They gonna flip for this Akon shit
You can bank on it!
Pedicure medicure kitty-cat claws
The way she climbs up and down them poles
Looking like one of them putty-cat dolls
Trying to hold my woodie back thru my chores
Steps upstage and think I saw
Creeps up behind me, shes like "yoo"
I'm like ya I know lets cut to the chase
No time to waste back to my place
Starts from the club to the crib it's like a mile away
I'm more like a pal of shall I say
Plus I got pal of gal? his game
In fact he is the one singing the song that's playing
"Akon!"
[Akon:]
I feel you creeping on, I can see from my shadow
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tabo
and posibbly bend you over look back and watch me
[Chorus]
Eminem is rollin', d and em rollin' bo
And all marvelous them rolling
Women just holding big booty rollin'
Soon I'll be on Eminem throwin "D!"
Hittin on less than "Three!"
Block wheel style like "Whee!"
Girl I can tell you want me because lately
I feel you creeping on, I can see from my shadow
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tabo
and posibbly bend you over look back and watch me本回答被提问者采纳