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旁白:在很久很久以前,有一个叫XX的王国,里面住着国王一家人,还有若干仆人,但是,国王和王后没有孩子……

王后祈祷状:神啊,请赐给我一个皮肤像雪一样白,嘴唇像血一样红的孩子吧~PS:我要男孩!

旁白:神听到了王后的祈祷,于是,派了一只乌鸦叼了一个婴孩给王后。

乌鸦上场:傻瓜,傻瓜,傻瓜……(龙套过场,丢下一婴孩)

王后惊喜的喊:阿娜答,快来看看,这是上天赐给我们的礼物啊~

国王上场:哦,我的上帝,真是个美丽的孩子,亲爱的,我看我们就叫他XX吧~

王后反对:不,我觉得叫XX更好听。

国王伸手:那好吧~老规矩!

王后和国王猜拳:石头、剪子、布!

王后雀跃的看着孩子:哦也~亲爱的XX,以后你的名字就叫XX了哦~(XX的我很汗啊~)

国王宣布:为了庆祝我老来得子,我要宴请天下臣民,来啊,摆个三天三夜的流水席!

某财政长官哭喊着上:陛下,我们要工资!

国王一挥手,财政长官被士兵拖下。

国王沉思状:看来还是光请些重量级的人物就好了……

旁白:于是,国王和王后邀请了被称之为“十三点”的仙女组合,来为公主洗礼。

仙女1:我赐予小公主和我一样无与伦比的美貌!(旁白:呕吐~)

仙女2:我赐予小公主无与伦比的智慧,就像我一样!(旁白:8+8=? 仙女2不假思索的回答:27!)

仙女3:我,我赐予小公主,无,无与伦比的,口,口才……(旁白直接上来贴橡皮膏)

仙女4:我赐予小公主像我一样的温柔性情,哦活活~(三段式大笑~)

仙女5:我赐予小公主善良的心!(阴险的拿起草人,我钉我钉我钉钉钉~)

仙女6:我赐予小公主正直勇敢的心!克塞前来拜访!(或者代表月亮惩治罪恶,也可以~关键是动作!)(旁白:啊,蟑螂啊~ 仙女6:救命啊~瞬间跑没影了~)

仙女7:我赐予小公主永远也不变形的身材!(大象的照片就此走过~)

仙女8:我要赐予小公主美妙的嗓音!(后台响起锯床腿的声音~)

仙女9:我赐予小公主永远也花不完的金钱!(国王点头中:还是这个实用点~)

仙女10:我会保佑小公主永远受到人民的爱戴!

仙女11:我会赐予小公主幸福!

仙女12:我要赐给小公主我们“13点”组合的思维逻辑!哦活活~(众人企求状: ……ya ma da……)

仙女13:我要赐予小公主……

旁白:正在最后一位仙女要赐予小公主祝福的时候,突然之间电闪雷鸣,世界发生了异变(语气异常的沉重~)

不明人物1登场:为了防止世界被破~~坏 (抖几声~)

不明人物2:为了维护世界的和~~平 (继续抖~)

1:换之爱与真实的邪恶

2:可恶又讨厌的反派角色!

1指着自己:x魔女

2同样指着自己:跟班儿……

1&2拥抱在一起:我们是穿梭在xyz中的x组合!!

1伸出手臂做期待状:黑洞,黑色的明天在等着我们!

乌鸦跑龙套:就是这样!傻瓜~傻瓜~

旁白惊恐:大事不好了,万恶的魔女出现了!

魔女(一手指天一手指地,做唯我独尊状):这么大的一个宴会居然没有邀请我这个宇宙间第一玉树临风、英俊潇洒、风流倜傥的魔女?!

国王:那个,是因为您老老搬家,所以……

魔女手一挥:辩解无用!既然大家都送了小公主礼物,那我也来送一样吧~(当当当当~跟班敲手鼓ing~)小公主确实无忧无虑的生活着,但到了16岁生日那天,她就会被一根香蕉给噎死,哇哈哈哈哈~~~噎死吧~~~

旁白:停停停,不是应该被纺车给扎死吗?

魔女:你家有纺车吗?

旁白:木有!

魔女:都什么年代了,换点花样吧~

旁白:但是……

魔女(威胁):我说是噎死的就是噎死的,你再废话,我咬死你哦~

旁白苦大仇深状:于是,可怜的公主就这样被可恶的魔女诅咒了!

魔女欢快的:你是风儿我是沙,缠缠绵绵绕天涯……(退场~)

国王和王后担心的:怎么办啊?我可怜的孩子居然被诅咒了……

仙女13:请不要担心,我的祝福还没有送出呢?

国王:那你为什么不送呢?

仙女13羞怯的:因为我这里的热线比较忙~

王后:请仙女赶快解除魔女的诅咒吧~

仙女13:好吧~我所给的祝福就是:小公主会在16岁生日那天被一根香蕉噎着,但不会死去,而是沉睡,直到一个真心爱着她的王子出现亲吻她一下,那时小公主就会醒来,并且永远幸福的生活下去。

国王:为什么不一下子解除魔女的诅咒呢?

仙女13双手交握:因为这样比较浪漫啊~

众人上来一阵狂踩:打你个有虐待倾向的……

旁白:暴力场面请自动忽略,时间过的飞快,一眨眼,公主已经16岁了,她真是又美丽又善良,家中闲妻良母的典范啊~

公主跳着上场:我是女生,漂亮的女生~

先发一半,后面的再说~找人算帐去
Voice: In the long, long time ago, there was a kingdom called XX, which is home to the King family, there are a number of servants, but the king and queen had no children ... ...
Queen-like prayer: Oh God, please give me a skin as white as snow, lips as red as the blood of children bar ~ PS: I want a boy!
Voice: God heard the Queen's prayer, then, sent a crow Diao had a baby to the Queen.
Crows play: Fool, fool, a fool ... ... (bit-part player off the market, leaving a baby)
Queen surprise shouted: Ana A., come take a look, this is a gift God has given us ah ~
King of play: Oh, my God, is indeed a beautiful child, my dear, I think we told him to XX Bar ~
Queen Against: No, I think that is called XX to listen better.
King of Hand: Well ~ the old rules!
Queen and King of finger-guessing game: stone, scissors, cloth!
Queen of watching kids jump for joy: Oh, also ~ Dear XX, after your name called XX oh ~ (XX's I sweat ah ~)
King announced: To celebrate the old and I come son, I want the world entertained subjects, to ah, put a three days and three nights Liushui Xi!
A Financial Executive cried on: Your Majesty, we have to pay!
King of a wave, the Financial Executive's dragged off by soldiers.
King of meditation-like: it seems light heavyweight figure like please some of the ... ...
Voice Over: So, the king and queen were invited to be called "13:00" of the fairy combination to serve the Princess baptism.
Fairy 1: I have given little princess and, like me unparalleled beauty! (Voice-over: vomiting ~)
Fairy 2: I have given little princess unparalleled wisdom, just like me! (Voice-over: 8 +8 =? Fairy 2 unthinking answer: 27!)
Fairy 3: I, I bestowed little princess, none, none, and mouth, eloquence ... ... (narration directly onto plaster paste)
Fairy 4: I have given little princess, like me, gentle temperament, oh alive ~ (three-laughs ~)
Fairy 5: I have given little princess good heart! (Insidious take drafter, I have my nails nails nail nails I ~)
Fairy 6: I have given little princess upright Braveheart! P. Doxey to come visit! (Or on behalf of the moon punishment of sin, can also be ~ The key is action!) (Voice-over: ah, cockroaches ah ~ Fairy 6: The life-saving ah ~ instant run did not affect the ~)
Fairy 7: I have never given a small deformation of the Princess's body! (Elephant photos of this walk ~)
Fairy 8: I would like to gift a wonderful little princess's voice! (Background voices sounded sawing legs ~)
Fairy 9: I have given little princess will never Hua Buwan money! (The king nodded in: or whether this practical point of ~)
Fairy 10: I will bless the little princess loved by the people forever!
Fairy 11: I will be given a happy little princess!
Fairy 12: I want to give our little princess "13 points" combination of logic! Oh, alive ~ (everyone begging like: ... ... ya ma da ... ...)
Fairy 13: I would like to gift Little Princess ... ...
Voice: are in the final to be a fairy princess gift of a small blessing, when all of a sudden lightning, the world has mutation (abnormal tone, heavy ~)
Unknown persons a debut: In order to prevent the world is broken ~ ~ bad (shaking several more ~)
Unknown figure 2: In order to safeguard the world and ~ ~ ping (continued shaking ~)
1: The words of love and the true evil
2: The odious villains in another nasty!
One pointed to his: x Witch
2 Similarly, pointing to myself: myrmidon children ... ...
1 & 2 hug together: we are shuttling in the xyz combination of x! !
Do look like a stretched out arm: a black hole, black waiting for us tomorrow!
Crows play a small role: that way! Fool ~ fool ~
Voice panic: big bad, evil witch appeared!
Witch (a finger Tianyi finger, and worked extremely conceited like): such a big surprise, did not invite me to a party in this universe, first jade tree, handsome, suave romantic of the witch? !
King: That is because you gently move, so ... ...
Witch Hand wave: excuse useless! As we all send a small princess gift, then I also came to send the same bar ~ (Dangdang Dangdang ~ attendant knocked tambourine ing ~) Little Princess is indeed a carefree life, but the 16-year-old birthday, she will be a banana to噎死, Guwahati Ha ha ha ~ ~ ~噎死Bar ~ ~ ~
Voice Over: stop-stop, not a spinning wheel to the Zhasi should be do?
Witch: Do you have a spinning wheel at home do?
Voice Over: Wood there!
Witch: What are the age, and change-point pattern bar ~
Voice: But ... ...
Witch (threats): I say yes噎死is噎死, you again bullshit, I bite you oh ~
Voice Kudachoushen like: As a result, the poor Princess was thus hateful witch cursed!
Witch cheerful: You are Feng ER I was sand, Chanchanmianmian around the horizon ... ... (exit ~)
King and Queen worried about: how do ah? My poor child was surprised to be cursed ... ...
Fairy 13: Please do not worry, I have not yet sent it the blessing?
King: Then why do you not send it?
Fairy 13 timid: because I am busy here hotline ~
Queen: Please fairy quickly lift the witch's curse Bar ~
Fairy 13: Okay ~ I have given the blessing is this: Little Princess will be 16-year-old birthday was a banana choke, but not dead, but sleeping, until one really loves her prince appeared kiss her, At that time little princess will wake up and live happy forever.
King: Why do not suddenly lift the witch's curse do?
Fairy 13 hands handshake: Because this is more romantic ah ~
Everyone stepped up a while mad: hit you have a tendency to abuse ... ...
Voice: violence scenes please ignore the automatic, time-off fast, blink of an eye, Princess Margaret was 16 years old, and she is really beautiful and kind-hearted, family Shizuma good example of Mother ah ~
Princess jumping play: I am a girl, beautiful girls ~
Pre-emptive half, the latter accounts say ~ looking for someone to go
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