《百万英镑》英文剧本

Answer 1

1. Entering the clothing store, the waiter approaches the boss. He, believing he is about to become a formal employee, knows he cannot continue to dress in rags.
2. The boss, with a look of utter disdain, inspects him. Approaching a clerk, he inquires about any clothing that may have been returned by customers due to fit issues.
3. The clerk responds that they do handle such returns, but moments later, selects a particularly small piece of clothing.
4. I explain that Mr. Hong Mai Li should be given special attention, as I intend to pay at a later date. I clarify that I do not have any change on me.
5. Another clerk jokes about my appearance, suggesting that someone like me would only carry large bills.
6. My companion defends me, stating that we can afford the suit and that we simply do not wish to inconvenience the clerk by handing over a large bill.
7. The clerk assures us that they can make change, and I apologize for any confusion.
8. The boss approaches, demanding to know what we are doing. The clerk explains that we are waiting for change.
9. The boss impatiently instructs the clerk to quickly give us the change.
10. The clerk produces a one-million-dollar bill, and the boss's expression freezes in astonishment.
11. The boss recovering, jokes that no gentleman would stand beside someone as unrefined as me without feeling ashamed. He then teases the clerk for offering such a shabby garment to an important customer.
12. I assure the boss that I find the clothing suitable. My companion agrees, praising the look.
13. The boss, though embarrassed, continues, commenting on the error and suggesting that even the most composed gentleman would be upset by such an oversight. He jokes about the clerk's lack of experience with such high-value customers.
14. The clerk suggests various unusual items, including a monk's robe, dinosaur leather shirt, or a soccer jersey worn by Maradona, all of which my companion dismisses.
15. The clerk finally produces a new style: a beggar's attire.
16. The boss praises the clerk for recognizing my status and suggests that only someone of my caliber deserves such high-quality clothing.
17. I remind the boss that I lack the means to pay at the moment. The boss jokes that with my wealth, such a small purchase is insignificant.
18. The clerk assures me that forgetting to bring money is no issue, especially since the honor of serving a gentleman like me is enough for a lifetime.
19. The boss offers to escort me out, advising me to take my time and to walk safely.