求2个人的超级搞笑的话剧或者情景剧，必须要简短的，2至3分钟左右。时间紧迫，求帮助~~

Answer 1

Cathy
Susan
Angel and Servant
Aside and Clerk

Summary

Susan很苗条，Cath和胖，她们是好朋友，不过却都羡慕对方……

This story is about two good friends Cathy and Susan. Cathy is a very thin girl; on the other hand, Susan is a very heavy girl. Therefore Cathy and Susan want to change themselves.

Scene I

(Cathy and Susan encounter each other on a street.)

Cathy: Hello, Susan. How are you?

Susan: I’m not doing well.

Cathy: Why not?

Susan: I’m too fat. I want to lose some weights.

Cathy: Really? But I want to become fat.

Susan: Are you crazy? Being fat is a terrible thing. Look at me. My abdomen looks like a swimming belt. It is so ugly.

(Cathy touches Susan’s abdomen.)

Cathy: But it is tender and makes me feel content.

Susan: You’re so kind. Your words make me happy.

Cathy: I’m serious, no kidding.

Susan: God! (Touches her own forehead and sigh)

Why are you not me and I am not you?

(Susan seems to intend doing something.)

Susan: We don’t like our figures and want to change ourselves, we can work hard together.

Cathy: It sounds good. I can help you and you can help me. That’s wonderful. (Saying loudly)

Susan: We begin planning right away.

Cathy: Uh! Let’s go.

Scene II

(Firstly Cathy brings Susan to a famous store named Trust me.)

Servant: Welcome! Do you want to take part in our class?

Cathy: Yes! We will.

Servant: Ok!

Susan: Why do you take me here?

Cathy: I see that “Trust me, you can make it” commercial on TV. It looks great. So I want to trust it and help you become thinner.

Susan: Oh…! Why do you also particular in?

Cathy: Because we are good friends, we should do it together. (Ha! Ha!)

(After several days)

Susan: Why? It’s no use to me, but you become much thinner. (Crying)

Cathy: I don’t want it, too. (Crying)

(The two girls are very angry to look the servant.)

Servant: It’s not my fault. (She escapes from the store.)

Scene III

(Later, Susan takes Cathy to McDonalds.)

Cathy: McDonalds?

Susan: Fast food has high calories. It is the best food to make you fat.

Clerk: May I help you?

Susan: I want to order four hamburgers, ten drumsticks, five french fries and two cokes.

Clerk: What??

Cathy: Sorry, give us a minute. (Talks to the waiter)

(Cathy pulls Susan’s arm and moves to the side.)

Cathy: I can’t eat all of them.

Susan: The food is not just for you.

Cathy: Don’t you want to be thin?

Susan: Yes.

Cathy: You can’t eat them, because they will make you fat.

Susan: But I can’t oppose the attraction.

(Cathy gives Susan a look.)

Susan: Let me think.

(Suddenly, an angel and an evil appear.)

Evil: You can eat it. Anyway, you have time to lose weight.

Angel: If you eat them now, you would do the same thing next time. You will not lose any weight.

Evil: Listen to me. I’m right.

Angel: No, he’s wrong.

(Evil begins to fight against the angel.)

Susan: Enough! Go away! (Yells to the evil and the angel)

Cathy: Are you OK?

Susan: Uh! I decide to eat today.

Cathy: OK!

Susan: I want to order the same food that I ordered before.

Clerk: OK! Please wait a minute.

(They sit down and begin to eat.)

Cathy: Um…It’s so greasy. Do I have to eat this?

Susan: Yes, you must eat it. I can help you. (Susan takes food to stuff Cathy’s mouth.) Poor girl!!!

Scene IV

(Angel and Evil appear again.)

Angel: Are you sure it’s good for her?

Evil: If you don’t believe me, you could see the result later.

Angel: I hope you are right.

(Several weeks later, they walk along the street.)

Susan: I’m so hungry. I want to eat.

Cathy: I’m so full. I want to vomit.

(They hug each other and cry loudly.)

Cathy: I don’t want to be fat.

Susan: I don’t want to be thin. (They say it at the same time.)

(Angel takes the evil that is rope appears.)

Angel: You use the wrong way to achieve your purposes. You need to ask a professional nutritionist.

Cathy and Susan: So…! (They look at each other with some special meaning, and then catch the angel’s leg.)

Cathy and Susan: You must know some shortcut to help us.

Cathy and Susan: We won’t let you go until you help us.

Angel: Oh, god!!

(Cathy and Susan chase the angel. The evil stays there.)

Evil: What has happened? (Shrug)

Answer 2

这么短时间什么都交代不清楚。推荐你看下 你好，打劫和分手大师然后找个你喜欢的片段试试吧。不过2.3.分钟时间还是太短了

Answer 3

没事偷著乐

追问

这也是的吗？？ 剧本有么？？

追答

馮鞏先生的早期作品。劇本暫無。

追问

没有剧本啊？？大概内容是怎样的呢？？

追答

我建議你看一下那個電影，完了自己節選片段。

Answer 4

名字叫做《等车》只是个简单的哑剧........详细的内容联系说

追问

等车？？ 剧本是怎样的呢

追答

简单明了 就两个人在车站等车 角色：一个城市上班族，一个傻傻的人，最好是一男一女。全剧没有话语 就是简单的动作语言.........这个 我也不知道怎么说清楚了 加QQ开语音我口述吧！！

追问

额，现在不行也，他们都睡了

追答

那真是抱歉了 我真不知道写出来 口述的话 还可以 全剧简单 时间短.....没帮到你 抱歉