有一个美国人，英国人和一个中国人在沙漠里遇到神灯的笑话，英文题目和翻译

Answer 1

　　Wishing
　　Day, the Americans, British, Chinese people walk in the big desert, and walked to see a bottle, cork floating out one person.
　　The man said: "I am immortal, I can meet each of you three wishes!"
　　Americans first cut in and said: "My first wish is to be a lot of money."
　　The fairy said: "This simple, to meet you! Talk about the second wish."
　　The Americans said: "I would also like a lot of money!"
　　Gods to meet his wishes, the Americans added his third wish:
　　"I get home!"
　　The fairy said: "No problem."
　　So the Americans with a lot of money back home.
　　The gods asked the British.
　　The Englishman said: "I want beauty!"
　　The gods gave him beautiful.
　　The Englishman added: "I would also like beautiful women!"
　　Gods also meet him, gave him beauty.
　　The British finally said: "take me home."
　　The gods sent home to the British asked the Chinese people want.
　　The Chinese say: "first bottle Erguotou it."
　　The gods gave him. Asked him, What is the second wish.
　　The Chinese say: "Another bottle of Double pot!"
　　The gods asked what is his third wish.
　　The Chinese say: "I quite like the Americans and British, you put them Dounong back."
　　Americans and British popular incredible, but could do nothing, the three men had to continue to walk.
　　I walked on and saw a bottle, open the plug and then emerge one person.
　　The man said: "I was just fairy apprentice magic did not he high-strength, we can only meet each of you two wishes."
　　Americans and Britons Total Total to let the Chinese people say, so one would then get him back. So the Chinese people, said: "That first bottle Erguotou it."
　　The gods meet his wishes.
　　Americans and Britons urged the Chinese people "said the second wish.
　　Chinese people drinking Erguotou no hurry, do not panic on the fairy said: "OK, all right, you go."
　　Americans and Britons angrily followed the Chinese people to continue the journey.
　　I walked to see a bottle, open the cork and then began giving one person.
　　The man said: "I am a fairy apprentice apprentice, I can only meet each of you one wish."
　　Americans hastened to assure said: "I never want to see that Chinese people."
　　The fairy said: "Yes."
　　Gods and then turned around and asked the British: "What about yours?"
　　The British said hastily: "I do not want to see that Chinese people."
　　The fairy said: "Yes."
　　Then the fairy turned around and asked the Chinese people: "you?"
　　The Chinese say: "They are not."
　　Ever since the Americans and British teeth followed by the Chinese people.
　　I walked to see a bottle, open the cork and then began giving one person.
　　The man said: "I am that fairy apprentice apprentice apprentice, I can only meet three of you two wishes."
　　Americans and British in unison and whispered: "Chinese people say what are not."
　　The man said: "Yes."
　　Then the man turned around and asked the Chinese people: "What are you saying?"
　　The Chinese say: "Let them went back to their homes, do not follow me suffer."

追问

语法没问题吧

追答

没有 相信我撒

Answer 2

。。。好难啊

Answer 3

我知到中文，你要不