A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."
"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive."
"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说：“我想他伤得很厉害。”
医生说：“恐怕他已经死了。”
听到医生的话，这个男人转动着头说：“我没死，我还活着。”
妻子说：“安静，医生比你懂得多。”
Q1.Who was hit by a cab?
A. the man B.the doctor C. the man's wife D. I don't known
Q2.The man is now_______.
A. very well B.very ill C.dead D.I don't know
Q3.What does the word "hit" mean?
A.骑 B.驾驶 C.摩擦 D.撞击
笑纳！
中文翻译
买帽子
一位妇女到一家帽子店买帽子。她很挑剔，用了很长时间才选好了一顶。已经忍耐到极限的售货员害怕她再改变主意，便恭维她："你做了极好的选择，夫人。你戴上这顶帽子看上去起码年轻十岁！"但令他沮丧的是，这位女士马上摘下了她的帽子说："我不想要一顶摘下来便使我立刻显得老十岁的帽子。多拿一些帽子给我看看！追问
能帮我提3个问题吗 ？ 带答案的！
追答1.How long did the woman take to pick on one hat. (A long time.)
2.Was it the the end of his patience the salesman (Yes, he is.)
3.Did the woman take the hat at last? (No, she didn't.)
Tom:"Every time i come to the corner , a sign says :"Schooi--Go Slow
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