Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking. He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner.
Five minutes later, a smalll boy came out of the first room and said, "When can we have our teacher back?"
能让我们的老师回去吗？
有一次，一位督学去视察一个只有三间教室的学校。一间教室非常吵闹，因此督学抓住其中一个正在站着说话的人，把他带进另一间教室，并让他站在墙角。五分钟以后，一个小男孩从第一间教室走进来，问道，“您什么时候能让我们的老师回去呢？”
save much more 省得更多
"You will be pleased with me today, mother," said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. "I saved on fares. I didn't go to school by bus, I ran all the way after it."
"Well," said his mother laughing, "Next time you should run after a taxi, you will save much more."
中文对照：
“妈妈，你今天一定会对我满意的，”迪克放学回家后对妈妈说，“我省下了车钱。我上学时没乘公共汽车，而是跟着公共汽车一路跑到学校的。”
“哦，”他妈妈笑着说，“下次你跟在出租汽车后面跑，那会省得更多。”
A big head 大脑袋
"All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother. "They say I have a big head."
"Don't listen to them," his mother consoled. "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."
"Where's the shopping bag?"
"I haven't got one - use you hat."
大脑袋
“所有的小朋友都拿我取乐，”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”
“别听他们的，”他妈妈安慰说。“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了，别哭了，去到店里买10磅土豆来。”
“兜子在哪呢？”
“我没有兜子——就用你的帽子吧。”
l will forget it
David:Have you forgotten that you owe me fifty dollars?
Tom:No!No yet.Give me time and l will.
我一定会忘记的
大卫：你忘了欠我的50美元了吗？
汤姆：不！还没有。给我些时间，我一定会忘记的。
2、校园篇
Correct
Techer:Tim,what are the three words which pupils use most often at school?
Tim:l...do not konw...
Teacher:Correct.
很对
老师：提姆，学生们在学校里常用的三个字是什么？
提姆：我...不知道...
老师：很对。
A German, Englishman and American are traveling on a train. They get bored and start telling each other about their families.
The German says I have 4 kids, one more and theyll make a basketball team.
The Englishman says huh!Thats nothing, I have 10 boys, one more and Ill be the world-champion soccer-teams coach.
The American starts laughing. He says Ive had 17 wives and no kids!! But one more wife and Ill open a golf course!
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