跪求 两人对话形式的笑话

Question

类似广播的形式的··要有两人对话的笑话 ，内容不太长，每个笑话一小段就可以了 20秒左右说完的、 能提供的越多越好分数不是问题· 盗版无耻

Answer 1

A: hey, you alright?
B: fine thanks mate, how are you? haven't seen you for a while.
A: yeah, i have been busy.
B: really? with what?
A: you know, this and that.
B: what? come on, tell me.
A: ok. i was a babysitter.
B: you? a babysitter?
A: yes.
B: hey, i thought you are a man? are you secretely a woman?
A: hell no!
B: well, what hell what you doing being a babysitter then?
A: it was my job, i had to do it.
B: isn't there any other jobs? i mean a cleaner would have been better than a bliming babysitter! that's a woman's job.
A: yeah, i was the only man there.
B: what were you suppose to do when the baby's hungry? give it to her mum and watch her breastfeed?
A: eeel, no way! i wasn't doing that, i just gave the baby to her mum.
B: thank god because if you did that you will not come near me.
双方无话了
B: well, why don't you quit the job?
A: i can't can i. i will be a daddy soon and i need some more experience.
B: fair enough, you get on with it, i will see you later.
下台， 半个月以后
A(对观众说）： i need a babysitter, i can't do it anymore. that's why i hired one from the babycare centre, he is about to arrive any minutes now.
B（敲门）： hello, i'm your new baby sitter!
A(去开门）： finally, you are here!
A 开了门， 看见了是B， 曼联惊吓
A: what? how can it be you?!
B: what? how can it be you?!
A: you told me all them rubbishes about being a babysitter, now look at you!
B: yeah, it's just my job。
结束

大概的意思是这样的。 两个男人见面聊天， 男人A最近在当小孩保姆， 男人B觉得那丢人但是很好玩。 男人B问 如果小孩饿了你会看着她母亲喂奶还是给她喂奶粉。 A说了会给小孩母亲但是不会看。 B问他为什么要当保姆， A说他快有小孩了， 自己要训练一下。 他们俩暂时说88了
半个月以后， A有小孩了可是没时间照顾， 于是找了一个保姆。 可是没想到保姆竟然是B。
演的时候尽量夸张一点， A是那种老实人， 总是无奈，有点娘娘腔的。 B是那种喜欢捣乱的， 而且很会吹的那种。

Answer 2

有天很冷，两个人去自动取款机取钱，到那，刚好有辆运钞车运钱，他们在那一边排队一边搓手，这时，甲问乙：冻手不？乙说:冻手。结果4把枪立刻指向他们。于是他们被带向警察局。乙见甲不说话便问:你怎么不开腔呀?立刻8把枪指向他们。

Answer 3

一般侵犯到别人的名字的机会亦相对较低,於是连政府的宣传品中,也好像出现过「小明」的名