谁能这几则冷笑话翻译成英文

Question

从前有一只鸟，他每天都会经过一片玉米田，但是很不幸的，有一天那片玉米田发生了火灾，所有的玉米都变成了爆米花！小鸟飞过去以后……以为下雪，就冷死了。

夏天，一只长颈鹿遇到一只兔子，她对兔子很得意地炫耀她的脖子： “啊，小兔子，你知道有个长长的脖子是多么地好吗？你知道那些最高处的树叶是多么地鲜嫩甜美吗？……你知道夏天喝凉水的脖子感觉那水慢慢经过脖子的清凉吗？……噢。”
　　兔子看了她一眼，只说了一句：“你试过吐没有？”

（谢谢了，我没分了，我急着要英语课讲啊）
要人工翻译的哦~

Answer 1

Once upon a time, there was a bird. He passed through a field of corn every day. However, unfortunately, the field caught fire and all of the corn became popcorns. When the bird flew there, he thought that it was snowing and froze to death.
In summer, a giraffe met a rabbit. She boasted herself to the rabbit about her neck. "Ah, bunny, do you know having a long neck is so good? Do you know how delicious the highest leaves are? Do you know how cool it is when the water passes through the neck when drinking cold water in summer? Oh."
Glancing at her, the rabbit said, "Have you tried vomiting?"

Answer 2

Once upon a time, there was a bird. Everyday, he has to fly through a corn field, One day the corn field cought fire, all the sweet corn has became pop corn! when the bird fly through it..... thought it's snowing, he get cold to death.
One Summer, a giraffe met a rabbit, she is very proud of showing her neck "Ah, little rabbit, you know how good to have a long neck? you know just how fresh and sweet are those leaves at the top of the trees?,,,... you know when you drink cold water in the Summer and feel the cold water slowly flow through the neck?........oh."
The rabbit gave her a glance, just said:"Have you tried vomitting?"

Answer 3

冷笑话都是要有背景文化知识才能看到笑点 翻译之后就没效果了