求英语舞台剧剧本，3到6人

Question

最好是恶搞名著的搞笑剧本，10到20分钟。这几天就要了。。。

Answer 1

　　焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort) 刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
　　焦母Johnny`smother(JMforshort) 刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)
　　太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort) 强盗Burglars(ABandC)
　　Prologue
　　(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
　　J:Everybody says thatI’m hen pecked,but infact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my
　　wife is WuSong.
　　(指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!
　　(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom?
　　My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,
　　smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I donotcare.I only want her to be tender
　　than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
　　(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
　　My God!Who can help me?(下)

　　Act1
　　(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
　　JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!
　　(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?
　　L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’sup mum?
　　JM:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and
　　dearest mother-in-law”.
　　L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’sup?
　　JM:Since you married my son you have behaved so badly.You have been sorude,sobrusque,so
　　lazy……
　　L:But……

　　英语小品剧本--《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧）
　　JM:Never interrupt me!
　　L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all
　　day long,cooking and washing.I have raised ten soft hous and sof pigs and ducks and chicken
　　and……
　　JM:But all those you have done are not as valua bleasagr and son!
　　L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)Goand ask your
　　son.I’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)

　　Act2
　　(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
　　L:Mum,I’m back!
　　LM:You are back?Why?What happened?
　　L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
　　LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you in sistedon
　　marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen
　　to me.Look at yourself……
　　L:But,mum……
　　LM:Never interrup tme!
　　L:Mum,I’m not interrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And
　　I’ll marry whom ever you want me to
　　LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I` m the mayor`s son in the market.He said:“If your daughter
　　Haven’t been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll go
　　and tell him.(下)
　　L(惊愕):What?The mayor`s son?The most famous play boy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅
　　铲掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done!(下)

　　Act3
　　(J睡眼惺忪上)
　　J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks?
　　(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下) Er!How smelly!They are still dirty!
　　(突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself.
　　(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’m so hungry!But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围
　　裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now
　　she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself.
　　JM(上):Where’s my breakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’t she got up yet?
　　J:Mum,can’t you remember?Lunch has gone!
　　JM(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,a son without a wife is useless.Lunch is a nice
　　girl,goand take her back!
　　J(立正敬礼):Yes madam!

　　接上面内容
　　Act4
　　(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
　　A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
　　The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
　　B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
　　C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)
　　AB&C:Give usall your money!
　　J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is 1mao enough?
　　(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
　　A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!
　　B:If we can not rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!
　　C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss LiuLanzhi next month.WE can go and
　　rob the wedding!
　　A&B:Good idea!
　　J(惊讶):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It’s impossible!
　　AB&C:Why?Apretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!
　　J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven’t got divorced yet!
　　(突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don’t you?I’llgo
　　with you.You take the money and I take the bride.
　　B:Have you got any experience?
　　J:No.But I’ve got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)

　　Act5
　　(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
　　(J和三强盗跃至台中)
　　ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
　　A:The road is built by me!
　　B:And I planted one tree.
　　C:If you want to go by this street---
　　J:Give usall your money!
　　(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)
　　L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
　　(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)
　　J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向MS冲去）
　　(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)
　　(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
　　J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,how are you?
　　L(哭状):I hurt a lot!
　　J:Don’t cry baby.I’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
　　L(起身去追):Wait forme! (跑下)
　　(音乐起 Can You Celebrat
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