老师：“有一种动物两只脚，每天早上太阳公公出来时，它都会叫你起床，而且叫到你
起床为止，是哪一种动物？”
我回答：“妈妈！”把老师笑得差点断气！
期中考试回家以后，妈妈问我考的怎么样?
我说，我就一道题没有填出来
妈妈问是什么题？
我就说：说有一道题问3乘以7得多少我当时不管三七二十一填了15。
我妈把刚喝的水喷到我爸脸上，哎....我太伟大了！
我爸爸问我学校怎么样？”父亲问，“你的女老师满意你吗？”
“啊，是的，爸爸，十分满意。”
“你怎么知道？是她亲口对你说的？”
“当然，爸爸。前天她对我说：‘要是所有的学生都象你这样，我马上就离开学校！’
这说明，我已经全学会了。”
我爸大脑马上! @#$# @! $％$#@ @
一天上数学，老师问1+1=？，我说不知道。老师叫我回去问。我问妈妈，妈妈在烧饭，
叫我滚出去。我问爸爸，爸爸再看球，大叫‘爽’。我问姐姐，姐姐在唱歌，唱到BABY。我
问哥哥，哥哥在打电话，说；我在外面等你。
第二天，老师问1+1=？我说；你给我滚出去，老师给我一个耳光，我大叫爽，老师骂我
饭桶，我反骂卑鄙。老说；滚。我说；我在外面等你。我们数学老师当场高血压又犯了，晕
倒了
hello~
hi~
how are you
i'am fine thank u,and u?
i'am fine too
一人念一遍,易懂搞笑~
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