> Spread the Stupidity
> > Only in America ..do drugstores make
> the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America ..do people order double
> cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke. Only in
America ..do banks leave both> doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America ..do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and> put our useless junk in the garage.
>
> > Only inAmerica.....do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America ..do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well:
'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Only in America ..do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
> > > EVER WONDER ... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline
> "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial
> flavor, and dishwashing liquid is
made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
> > > Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
> > Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
> > > If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send
this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.
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有些地方打错了,我帮你直接改了。Oh sorry I didn’t see this message in time . 噢,对不起。我没来得及看那条短信。We don’t have lovers,do we ? 我们都没有恋人,难道我们有吗?(这翻出来有点奇怪。这句如果回答yes是有恋人的意思,所以翻成’不是吗‘不太准确。)However I di...
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Absence and distance make the overseas Chinese heart increasingly fond of their own country.无法亲历祖国的崛起,与祖国相隔万水千山反而使得海外华人更加心向祖国。
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今天再次相逢,花儿还没开放,这个时节也正是去年我们离别的那个时候。春风中花儿依次开放,这大好时节自当约定来年重聚。重聚时,不怕晚一点,到那花儿盛开正好可摘的时候。怕只怕,到了明年,花儿开了,人却已经分离。如果离别时候,却正是百花盛开的情景,那我们在东风中落泪又有谁知道呢?
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但是,却依旧静静的挂在水边廊下,依旧安静的看着船来船往,依旧寂寞在那里等待,虽然,等待于它,只不过是一个姿态而已!):you are coming?Yes, I came.I know you will come.I know you know.Beautiful night, beautiful poetry, beautiful southern town, I forget.很美的夜景,很美的诗,很...
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