哪位英语高手帮我翻译一下以下文章

Question

一定要地道的,看图片就知道了

Answer 1

During the Olympic Games,Osama Bin Laden had made a statment to American Reuters through the Syria Radio Station. It said that:"China is the only country who can never be offend.The Al-qaeda had sent 10 first-class terrorists to attack China,none of them had succeeded.The first one lost his way in BeiJing's overpasses while he wanted to fix a bomb.The second one failed to crowd a bus while he wanted made a blast in that one. The third one had been stolen the controlor after he put down the bomb in one of SanXi's supermaket. The forth one had been beaten by the guard staff when he went closely to the Head Building of ChongQing City. The guards consider him as someone making petitions.The fifth one successfully commit the blast in a mine in ShanXi,but there's no subsquence result and no news about that.So he was given the death penalty. The sixth one's package and bomb was robbed by the local man in GuangZhou.The seventh one had been cheated to lame in LiaoLing province.The eighth was lost in HeNan contributed to the local human-dealers." where's the rest?