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甲：过来过来过来，叫什么名啊？
乙：嘿嘿嘿……嘿嘿嘿嘿……我叫记不住
甲：考考你，这是几呀（伸出一个指头）
乙：油条
甲：这是几呀（伸出二个指头）
乙：两根油条
甲：这是几呀（伸出五个指头）
乙：一把油条。
甲：你就认识个油条，认真读书。念：赵钱孙李
乙：赵钱孙李
甲：赵钱孙李
乙：赵钱孙李，老师，我脑袋晕。（摇头晃脑中……）
甲：你换一个方向转。下面是周吴联王
乙：周吴联王。老师，我眼睛发黑……
甲：别打岔，上面是什么啊？
乙：上面？上面是房顶啊。
甲：连房顶都出来了
甲：赵钱孙李
乙：哦对，赵钱孙李
甲：下面呢？
乙：下面？又忘了
甲：我刚教你的。
乙：啊。我刚忘的。
甲：一块读
乙：一块都忘了
甲：赵钱孙李。（生气）
乙：哦对，赵孙李
甲：钱呢？
乙：钱？都花了
甲：干什么花了？
乙：买油条吃了
甲：你到能吃啊
甲：我给你讲解一次啊，加深你的印象。赵钱孙李。赵就是赵老师。看见没有？我，赵老师
乙：哦，我，赵老师
甲：我是赵老师！（再次生气）
乙：我是赵老师
甲：你是赵老师？
乙：哎，我是赵老师。
甲：你不蠢嘛。钱，钱就是交学钱。
乙：哦，交钱。哎，交过一次了。怎么又要交啊？你是骗钱的吧？
甲：懒得理你，继续啊。孙，就是小孙子。李，就是不讲礼。周吴联王。周，就是皮蛋粥。吴，就是无事生非，无法无天。郑，就是不正经。王，就是兽中之王。
乙：哦，就是大老虎吧？》
甲：随你怎么说。明白了吧？
乙：明白了
甲：能讲么？
乙：讲是能讲，（迟疑3秒左右）老师我不能顺着讲，我只能倒过来讲。
甲：那你倒过来讲。
乙：倒过来就是：大老虎，不正经，无法无天皮蛋粥。小孙子，不讲理。骗钱的是赵老师。嘿嘿嘿嘿……（最后一句指着甲说）
A: come over over, what is his name ah?
B: Hei hei hei Hei hei Hei hei ... ... ... ... remember my name
A: test to you, this is a few呀(extended one finger)
B: fried fritters
A: This is a few呀(two fingers extended)
B: 2 fried fritters
A: This is a few呀(out of five fingers)
B: a fried fritters.
A: You have known a fried dough sticks, serious reading. Read: Zhaoqian Sun Lee
B: Zhaoqian Sun Lee
A: Zhaoqian Sun Lee
B: Zhaoqian Sun Li, teachers, and my head dizzy. (Yaotouhuangnao in the ... ...)
A: Do you change the direction of a turn. Here are WU Lian-Zhou Wang
B: WU Lian Zhou Wang. Teacher, my eyes were black ... ...
A: Do not interrupt, the above is what ah?
B: like that? The above is the roof ah.
A: Even the roof is out
A: Zhaoqian Sun Lee
B: Oh, right, Zhaoqian Sun Lee
A: The following it?
B: Here? They forget
A: I have just taught you.
B: ah. I just forget.
A: a reading of
B: 1 forgot
A: Zhaoqian Sun Lee. (Angry)
B: Oh, right, Chao Sun Li
A: money?
B: money? Have spent
A: what to spend it?
B: Buy fritters to eat
A: You have to eat ah
A: I will give you one ah explain to deepen your impression. Zhaoqian Sun Lee. Zhao Zhao is a teacher. To see not? I, Zhao teacher
B: Oh, I, Zhao teacher
A: I am a teacher Zhao! (Again, angry)
B: I am a teacher Zhao
A: You are Zhao teacher?
B: hey, I was a teacher Zhao.
A: Well you're not stupid. Money, money is the money to pay school.
B: Oh, Jiaoqian. Hey, I handed once again. How have to pay ah? You get money for it?
A: too lazy to reason you continue to ah. Sun is the grandson. Lee is not speaking of ceremony. WU Lian-Zhou Wang. Week, is the preserved egg porridge. Wu, that is much ado about nothing with impunity. Zheng is not decent. King is the king of beasts.
B: Oh, that is, big tiger, right? "
A: With you how to say. Understand?
B: to understand
A: Can talk about Yao?
B: stress is able to speak, (delay 3 seconds or so) I can not follow the teachers speaking, I can only pour-off is concerned.
A: That you had been speaking.
B: reverse is: tigers, not decent, lawlessness preserved egg porridge. Grandson, not unreasonable. Get money is to Zhao teacher. Hei hei Hei hei ... ... (the last one said, pointing to A)
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