求三个人的英语搞笑对话，，急急急！带翻译，稍微简单点的

Answer 1

The Secret of Success成功的秘密

"Sir, what is the secret of your success?"

“先生，什么是你成功的秘密？”

"Two words"

“两个字(词)。”

"And, Sir, what are they?"

“先生，是哪两个字（词）？”

"Right decisions."

“正确决定。”

"And how do you make right decisions?"

“那么你是怎么做出正确决定的？”

"One word."

“一个字（词）。”

"And, what is that?"

“那是什么？”

"Experience."

“经验”

"And how do you get Experience?"

“你如何取得经验？”

"Two words"

“两个字(词)”

"And, Sir, what are they?"

“先生，是哪两个字（词）？”

"Wrong decisions."

“错误决定。”

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Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”

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这都是两个人的

Answer 2

The Secret of Success成功的秘密

"Sir, what is the secret of your success?" “先生，什么是你成功的秘密？”

"Two words" “两个字(词)。”

"And, Sir, what are they?" “先生，是哪两个字（词）？”

"Right decisions." “正确决定。”

"And how do you make right decisions?" “那么你是怎么做出正确决定的？”

"One word." “一个字（词）。”

"And, what is that?" “那是什么？”

"Experience." “经验”

"And how do you get Experience?" “你如何取得经验？”

"Two words" “两个字(词)”

"And, Sir, what are they?" “先生，是哪两个字（词）？”

"Wrong decisions." “错误决定。”

Answer 3

女：hello
男：哈喽。
女：i love you。
男：我…（脸红）我只会听几句英语。
我也喜欢你。
杂人：what is you name？（你叫什么名字？）（问女）
男：什么？你也喜欢她
男问女：原来你有外遇（怒）
女：纳尼？

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Answer 4

A:what is your name
B:l am pangpang（胖胖）
C:l am shoushou（瘦瘦）
A:......

Answer 5